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Biker Dash

The Biker
@Scrounge  
Biker_Dash  
Progress is kinda slow going. Been in editing mode for a long while, editing for others instead of actively writing. That and recovering from a medical emergency that nearly took my life.
FloydPinkerton

Twilight’s Schedule  
Monday: Spikeabuse  
Tuesday: Spikeabuse  
Wednesday: Spikeabuse  
Thursday: Spikeabuse  
Friday: Spikeabuse  
Saturday: Sex with Spike  
Sunday: Spikeabuse
Background Pony #D4DC
@CMC Scootaloo  
S: MMMF fourway, no thanks Twi. I think I’ll just stick with Starlight’s weekly friendship lessons.  
TS: ..wut? But I’m Starlight’s friendship teacher.  
S: About that, what kind of friendship lesson leaves out the ‘with benefits’ part. Do you know how much slack me and the rest of the girls had to pick up for you.  
TS:…WOT?  
S: Don’t worry about it Twilight, she’s gotten a lot better.  
TS: (sigh) Nope. I’m not even going to touch this one. Spike, keep reshelving, I’ll be back in a few hours. (Begins to walk out only to see Starlight heading out too)  
SG: Where are you going?  
TS: Over to Applejack’s for some hard cider.  
S: Oh, maybe we can go together, I have a friendship lesson with Applejack tonight but I’m sure she wouldn’t mind you joining in. I’m supposed to be learning about something called a riding crop tonight. Personally, that just sounds plain rediculous. I mean, whoever heard of riding produce, though I’m sure I have a spell for that somewhere.  
TS: On second thought, I think I’ll just go down to the basement to drink tonight.
Background Pony #9FC3
…and he couldn’t take advantage of them because he was a baby dragon.
 
“Uh, should I go find a stallion for you?”
 
“Two.”