I am so quoting that.

“Please go talk to real women.”
 
I’d love to do that…if it wasn’t for the fact that social media has brainwashed women into thinking that all men act like Jack the Ripper.

@ma3a  
Thats me right there

@doctor clifton
 
for what it’s worth, I like real women with roughness and flaws, I love physical contact, and I think that ideal 2D QTs are kind of hollow and shallow. I never had a chance with real women at all, but I don’t think they’re the devil.

@doctor clifton  
You faved the pee in mouth Fluttershy pic.So stfu

@ma3a
 
my advice would be try to learn to appreciate people with different goals than yours, and stop taking your own goals as seriously.
 
and that you’re not the only guy who inexplicably never found any girls interested in him, there’s lots of guys forever alone with nothing wrong with them at all. so you’re probably still doomed, but it’s not just you that’s the problem.

@XeiaAwesome204  
I bet you are

Fan fact - now an “imaginary GIF” tag exists thanks to this image.
 
Looks like someone has tried to get his own thing going…

@Background Pony #1E11  
I’m flattered, hehe.

@Background Pony #F8EE  
Could you please turn this into a fanfiction

 
Lmfao what in the flying fuck do you mean

@doctor clifton  
Calm down mate. Its a ponybooru.

@doctor clifton  
Try getting ditched and cheated on and see if you’re so forgiving. I never said women are the devil, just that they’re a pain in the ass.

ah christ, I thought the comments were going to be full of talks about waifus. Only it’s not that, and I feel like I’m browsing the Nothing More Pure thread on /mlp/, or the r9k board on 4chan. “ugh, woman are the devil!” yeah, I fucking wonder why none of them like you.

@XeiaAwesome204  
Its nice to meet you too.

Real women are a pain in the ass more often than not. I’ve been in three different serious relationships through my life and the constant problem was always living up to romantic expectations all the freaking time. This isn’t Hollywood and I’m not made of money.

@XeiaAwesome204  
The score was always in favour of the fictional XD. I mean she was a nice person at some point.

@Background Pony #1E11
 
Oh… Sorry to hear that. Well, the score is 1 : 0. Digital wifus win.

@Background Pony #F8EE  
I had a girlfriend about 4 years ago but she gradually turned into more of an unlikeable person.

@Background Pony #1E11
 
Their skin is very rough and deals with a lot of imperfections. Besides I’m personally having troubles with having any physical contact with a person (hive five is an exception). It’s like breaking personal space. I guess erotic fantasies are better than anyone.
 
That’s why I’m going to Mary my favorite fictional character - Christopher, a horny bowling pin.

Hmm, I never really had the need to get a gf…

I would talk to real women except I am literally the most average, generic, unnoticeable guy ever… also super nerdy which pretty much seals my fate of dying alone… I try to talk to women in attempts to get a girlfriend but I never get as far as getting their number as they always leave and I promptly never see them again. its not that I dont want to talk to women its that I cant get them to stay around long enough to form a bond… plus they are 9 times out of 10 either too young, too old, or taken… and unless I meet someone with the exact same goals as I have then I am admittedly hopeless… I will take any advice I can get as long as it doesnt require changing who I am fundamentally

Real women S U C K