I so want a braid like that.

Scorpio!  
She’ll sting you with her dreams of power and wealth.  
Beware of Scorpio!  
Her twisted twin obsessions are her plot to rule the world  
And her employees’ health.  
She’ll welcome you into her lair,  
Like the noblemare welcomes her guest.  
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!  
But beware of her generous pensions,  
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,  
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!  
She loves German beer!

I hope they keep doing this. Those horoscopes are a hoot.

Killer braiding job.

Wut, no Serpent zodiac?

Oh, Rarity.