Based on the Chinese comic panels from: sta.sh/02cr7ljbl1ng  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!  
iconGoldandSliverDragon: JAYSUS, Starlight!! You woke and scared the c&&p outta me!!!
 
What’s wrong, Starlight??!! Did you accidentally seen Spike naked on the toilet again??!!  
WORSE!!!! I had nightmare about being stabbed in the heart by Queen Chrysalis––WHILE I WAS NAKED!!!!  
iconGoldandSliverDragon: Well that is a screw up dream!! Where Luna in this?!  
HHMMPPPHH!!! Probably TOO busy with her greatest fanboy in some other exotic party dream!  
iconGoldandSliverDragon: Well, at least she enjoying herself then…  
GUYS, can we NOT lose focus from what’s at critical stake here???!!  
RIGHT, RIGHT!! Sorry about that! ….Soooooo what was that part about you being––uhhh—disrobed again??  
(Few minutes of explanation later…)  
Welllll, based on my expertise on oneirology, the fact that you are fighting your arch-nemesis with a sword indicates that you are still in hostile conflict with that sworn enemy until either of you fall in defeat or decide to make amends with your enemy…  
Well, I HAD tried to talk Chrysalis out of making the same mistake I made when I wanted to retaliate against Twilight….  
…but she refused my help and storm off before I could say anymore. I don’t know where she is now, but I hope she finds enough strength in her heart to relinquish herself from all that hate for me…  
iconGoldandSliverDragon: That STILL doesn’t explain how you suddenly turned naked before you got penetrated!  
Poor choice of words, dude! Nudity in a dream indicates that you are unprepared for whatever climatic or important situation is to come. It is also an indication that you are hiding vulnerabilities and insecurities about your own character and you are afraid that your weaknesses may be exposed the next time you may encounter Chrysalis…  
HEHEH, c’mon! PPPFFT!! Weaknesses??!! ME??!! The most powerful unicorn next to Twilight Sparkle AFRAID to take on Chrysalis for the second time??!! RIDICULOUS!!  
I don’t think you’re afraid of being defeated….I think you’re afraid that the next time you meet Chrysalis, you’ll be unable coax her into letting go of the hatred in her heart, and that she may either scurry off to continue with her unhealthy lifestyle or silence you indefinitely……  
Or maybe….you’re afraid she’ll end up dead when you are forced to make that decision to terminate her if the situation demands it…
 
SSSIIIIIIGGGHHHH, you may be right….but….what should I do?? How can I live this kinda guilt running in my mind?  
You COULD always talk to Twilight in the morning! Maybe she might have some friendly wise princess advice that’ll keep your mind off Chrysalis (or at least be at ease about knowing what to do the next time you meet her again)
 
Heh, you may be right! You know, maybe YOU should work as substitute head counselor for Twilight’s friendship school!  
Tempting, but NO thanks! I rather stick to my job as professor; I already get enough flak from the students getting flustered at me over summatives and projects! I DON’T need any more flak from their personal livelihoods!  
iconGoldandSliverDragon: YYYAAWWWWWNNN, can we get to sleep now??!! I have to go to work in the morning!!  
(Holding a mini-vac) WHAT HAPPENED??!! I heard screaming!!!!  
OH, TRIXIE!! It’s okay! I was just having a bad—  
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DO, SUCK HIM OFF INTO A SACK????!!(ANGER MIST RISING)
 
OOHH GGEEEZ!! Now I’m having a bad nightmare!  
References:  
Queen Chrysalis Armour: Queen Chrysalis, The Conqueror by (inspired by the Guardians of Harmony)  
Queen Chrysalis Sword: Chrysalis’ Love by  
Starlight Glimmer Armour: Lancelot-Dark Earl from Mobile Legends: Bang Bang  
i.pinimg.com/736x/56/09/68/560…
 
Starlight Glimmer Sword: Soul Calibur VI crossover fanart (artist unknown)  
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