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THIS IS A JOKE, PEOPLE. You know, something meant to be funny and not taken seriously, so don’t anyone go getting all upset. Angry and hateful comments will be deleted. It’s just some satire of how sometimes shippers will ignore the obvious just to cling to their ships.
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Heh. Bullshit. Canon would have us believe these cartoon horses have no genitals. So if you’re saying she’s after the D, you’re already in fanon territory. Now, will I admit Rarity has a fondness for the ruffians, absolutely, but nothing canon shows us precludes her also being fond of the fairer sex. In fanon, it’s all fair game.
That doesn’t mean she wasn’t crushing on him hard before she found out what a self-absorbed D-bag he was.
Face it, people, Rarity’s canonically gaga for the D. Don’t deny the canon just because it goes against your fanon. Canon > fanon. Always.
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your current filter.
your current filter.Why, yes, I do believe Rarity is bisexual. Her human counterpart anyway.
your current filter.Ragamuffin was a male stand-in for Applejack anyway.
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everypony hates blublood. rarity mistook him for a gentlepony when he was a spoiled child.
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Same here. Shipping’s not for me.
Its EqG Canon
Me three
Oh neat, so do I!
Lol, not canon.
Doesn’t Superman have the same problem? I seem to remember one episode of Justice league touching upon that but where we having him give some kind of world of cardboard speech.
Never actually said Spike was girly, if you read it back.
It’s more like, the head storyboard artist for Equestria Girls is a lesbian and that comes out in a lot of her work.
Dude Spike only acts girly because he doesn’t want to wind up killing someone. He is claws that can tear through skin with ease teeth that can grind diamonds to dust breath that can burn you alive and the tongue so long that can wrap around his own body several times. So yeah I think you try and be a bit more delicate so you don’t hurt people by accident.
She admires Fancy Pants, but never built a shrine to him.
The rest are all pretty boys who are in many ways more girly than her friends.
Yeah, she could be bi, but probably doesn’t know it yet.
That’s a thing, too? Great, even more flags to remember.
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