Pfft, imagine trying to pull this shit on Galadriel:
“In place of a dark lord, you would have A QUEEN! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREARCHEROUS AS THE SEAS! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPA-”
Princess Celestia: Power? Do you know who I am, I am Princess Celestia, I rule Equestria, I control the sun, Everypony is under me and they follow my rules. Me and my sister are the most powerful pony in Equestria.
Applejack Smack her face
Applejack: And I’m Applejack your lover, we been in this relationship for a long time and Now your out of your castle, your Princess status is not working when we met each other like this, and I will breake this relationship if you don’t respect our time together. YOU GOT THAT, CELESTIA!
Haha
That was mainly my inspiration for Tia’s monologue XD
Smack “NUFF!”
Celestia’s head turns back to AJ…but with fire coming out of her eyes
“Do you realise who you just struck, little pony…”
“In place of a dark lord, you would have A QUEEN! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREARCHEROUS AS THE SEAS! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPA-”
Smack
“Now listen here young elf…”
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Celestia:…Won’t eating an apple make me look like even more of an asshole?
Director: She gets it! I love this mare!
Most excellent.
Cadance would not approve.
Princess Celestia: Power? Do you know who I am, I am Princess Celestia, I rule Equestria, I control the sun, Everypony is under me and they follow my rules. Me and my sister are the most powerful pony in Equestria.
Applejack Smack her face
Applejack: And I’m Applejack your lover, we been in this relationship for a long time and Now your out of your castle, your Princess status is not working when we met each other like this, and I will breake this relationship if you don’t respect our time together. YOU GOT THAT, CELESTIA!
Celestia: Yes, dear
XD
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