…eep.

I could see a few scenarios happening like the viewer (depending on who’s getting in trouble for what) telling Celestia that he or she tried to talk the girls out of the stunt they pulled to weasel their way out of the test. For me, however, it’d be this.
 
I clear my throat as Celestia stares down at me. “Look, Principal, I honestly tried telling Twilight and her friends that this was going to backfire horribly on them, I swear!” “That’s not why I’m about to bring you to my office for, Mr. Sparkle.” She tells me sternly as I gulp nervously. (If I was a character in the series I’d probably somehow be related to Twilight as a cousin and also be from the same school she went to in Friendship Games before transferring to Canterlot High). Twilight, curious as to what I may have done or said, pipes up. “What, exactly, DID you do?” She inquires as I look at her momentarily. “I…may have said something along the line of how our former teammates in the Shadowbolts from Crystal Prep were a bunch of pompous, arrogant, snooty, show-offy yayholes and that they didn’t deserve to win the Friendship Games after that old witch of a principal Cinch pressured you into releasing the magic you captured from your new friends and classmates with that device you created cousin.” I tell her with a semi-smirk. Her eyes widen in shock as she and her friends all gasp in shock at what I said, which doesn’t help my case much with the Principal.
 
“W-well, ah reckon he’s not wrong on that one.” Applejack comments following a few seconds of silence, after which both Rainbow and Pinkie start laughing; Dash because of finding what I said to be quite hilarious, and Pinkie out of disbelief in that I actually had the courage to say what I did. “What ELSE did you say!?!” Twilight spouts in sheer shock. “Uh…heh heh heh…I may have also said that Sunset really rocked the motocross outfit Rarity made for her and that she has a great backside, not to mention being one of the most popular/attractive female students here with Rarity and Fluttershy being not that far behind?” I reply sheepishly; Sunset and Rarity both stare at me with faces red as cherries while Fluttershy squeaks timidly and practically faints in the snow. Without another word I follow Celestia inside the school knowing full well that it’d probably be a while before my cousin’s friends ever want to speak to me again…something I could live with.

@CalypsoFantasy  
Notice how when they’re the same color, the EqG version has a lighter tone? That’s because that’s what they look like without a hair coat like their pony selves have. So pony!Celestia is pink under her white coat.

@Background Pony #A13D
 
Celestia: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wonderbolts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Crystal Empire, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
 
I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Equestrian Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
 
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and THAT’S just with my bare hands.
 
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Equestrian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
 
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
 
YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.

You have no honor and you and your world are not Aggressive warrior like and are nothing but cowards punny week sissiys

Then torture me

@CalypsoFantasy  
you know too much

What did I do principal celestia

All I asked was “Why does Rarity have white skin on the other side of the mirror, yet you’re also white there and you have pink skin?”…

sounds kinky
 

“I don´t go to this school.”  

“Tomatoes. That will be all.”

Me: I got a bad feeling about this

Do I look like I care…

Me: Yes, ma’am. 😰