Step 1: plot petty revenge
 
Step 2: For first pizza, find bones of a psychic, bake dough with bones inside, then remove bones so that it’s a “Boneless medium pizza”, add entire block of melted cheese for the extra.
 
Step 3: For second pizza, use magic to enlarge pineaple, cut a big slice from the cross-section and use that as the curst. Put cheese and beef on the left side only - after covering the thing with sauce - then put another slice of pineapple on top so that “pineapple is on all of it”. Bake so that it’s a soggy sandwichy mess that’s a mix of flavors that feel weird in mouth.
 
Step 4: Throw in free diet soda and “normal bread” just to take the piss.
 
Step 5: Deliver personally to archnemesis and wait for the shitstorm to follow. Probably gonna have a heart attack from this dinner, that’ll be a laugh.
 
Step 6: Archnemesis ends up actually really liking it and tips 200% for the work done, says she’s gonna order this again.
 
Step 7: ???
 
Step 8: Profit?

Come on Chryssi, you’ve been around her enough to know what Cadance sounds like.

Everyone else: Focusing on the actual joke going on
 
Me: Focusing on the hoof phone holder. “Huh…neat.”

@A.B.A.F.  
No one is asking you to laugh about it. If you don’t see it as funny, that’s fine. If you’re looking for something funny, go find something that is funny to you, and it’s fine.

@BigBuggyBastage  

 
I know this Comics but what is so funny about this????????????????? I can’t laugh about this…….

@A.B.A.F.  
Are you not up to speed with the Cady, Chryssi, and Peetzer™ saga?

I this uuuhhh…mean to be funny or something???

@toonbat  
yes, yes it can, it happens in real life

@Twilight_Shimmer  
But she’s the Princess Regent of the Crystal Empire. Can the law prosecute you if you ARE the lawmaker?

Chrysalis and her boss would then call the police and royal guard, and Cadance would find herself slapped with a very LARGE fine for harassing a place of business

Petrification’s starting to look pretty good for Chrissy.

You know at least she HAS a day job, Cadance.

Tips? Okay! pushes her over

@BigBuggyBastage  
Considering what she did at heir wedding…

The Peetzer is on the shoe.

Goddammit Cady, she lives with you and Shiny!!! Let the poor ol’ peetzer buggo run her shop, okay?

@Setsugekka  
Ruining pizza is her domain.

God damit Cadance, she sure knows how to troll xD

Funny, isn’t it, how Chrysalis manages to look good in a white shirt?

“Sure, just gimme your credit card number.”

Go get her, Chrissy.