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It had to be done. Glory to Derpibooru :P
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Jacksepticeye: DETAINED!!
@Wayneponeth
But you’re still not coming in without an entry permit XD
Nice, Jacksepticeye quote. All the way to victory town! :P
“Potato bro! You were always my favorite!” -Jacksepticeye
Most people in that world suck, save for Jorji and Sergiu XD
Well, you did betray the great Arstotzka by being anywhere near EZIC so of course he throws you in jail, but Dimitri still sucks. And that’s it. :P
I’ve always been really understanding of antagonists who’s actions actually line up with their motive and are in line with pursuing their goals, and then otherwise tend to avoid doing bad things for the hell of it. Like, if all you do is refuse his girlfriend (which is the legally proper thing to do) all he does is chastise you and imply he’s going to punish you (which he doesn’t), and the first time you have unauthorized decorations up all he does is fine you. It’s not until you go out of your way to spite him, by keeping your stuff up or by detaining her for the hell of it, so from that I take that he’s an incompetent dick but is at least trying to run the booth properly. M. Vonel on the other hand outright arrests you for doing what he asks you to do: if you turn in any of the EZIC stuff after he asks if you’ve found anything strange, he throws you in the clink. Again, it’s in line with his motives rather than out of spite, and it’s possible the Inspector would be released after being cleared, but I’d argue that makes HIM the biggest cock in the game rather than Dimitri XD
Nah, I still hate him. He makes people’s life hard with his own bias, and he is super annoying with his attitude You don’t see Sergiu go all “You didn’t let my wife come, I will report you and won’t be your guard anymore!” and Jorji go all “Screw you and this place!” when you deny him over and over again. Even M Vonel is more respectful than that jackass. It’s only crappy when he makes my character’s life crappy! Screw Dimitri and his stupid girlfriend! D:<
I mean like he’s not a villainous force or anything. He’s just the same as every other person in that world, just a guy doing his thing. He’s just another crappy person trying to get by in a crappy world and trying to get a few things he wants and needs if it means screwing some people over. Not that different from the Inspector, when you think about how he was probably the Dimitri to a LOT of entrants who got refused because they didn’t have their paperwork in order :P
And worse :P
I need to try more JackSepticEye stuff. Quite literally the only thing I saw of him is when he was playing Among Us with the Game Grumps XD
:P
There isn’t a full one since I only wrote as much as I needed to fill the text, but here it is :P
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female siren booping, sirens are the most compatible poners for humans? Not only can they live on land with us, but their snootles are large enough to be booped with affectionate vigor and...
Pfft, in his mind “doing a good job” is letting his stupid girlfriend who can’t get the proper documents pass so you get a citation. He literally wants you to break the rules for his own fragile masculinity because he says she thinks he is a powerless fool if you deny her. And then he has the audacity to throw you into hard labor because you have things other than useless plagues that only say “sufficience” hanging on the wall. He literally breaks the rules when it fits his benefits and makes you suffer the consequence for following rules yourself. Screw Dimitri.
Glory to Derpibooru :P@Glimenade/Prof. Venturer
It’s a living :P
That’s like her with the guy who tries to upload Filly Funtasia :P
@cheezedoodle
You guys answered each other’s questions :P
:P
XD
She deserves an award for what she has to put up with :P
XD
:D
@GenericArchangel
@The Luna Fan
@Background Pony #66EC
It was originally just the Vaporeon Copypasta, but since it was still fairly readable I made it about booping sirens XD
That was my favorite thing about that game, is nobody was really a bad guy and none of the sides were good or evil. Like, even Dmitri lightens up towards the end if you do a good job XD
Sort of. Like, she’s just super pissed off all the time XD
@Parallel Black
Not successfully, though that’s what sort of inspired this pic. I wanted to ponify the approval queue but had no idea where to start, but then someone asked “but what if someone bribes a mod to let something pass the approval queue?” and I was like “alright, this HAS to be Papers, Please” XD
@Background Pony #E280
Jorji out there living his best life XD
>Another one enters the review booth
“Welcome to Derpibooru.”
“Hi mod mare!”
>Oh no
>”Here! I make post! And I have user in site now!”
“… You must be verified.”
>”What?!”
“Your previous actions are still in the records. Also, I know this user. He hasn’t uploaded in years.”
>”… Can I make post?”
>You look at the image
>…
>[Approval pending]
“Stay out of trouble; next!”
>”Thanks mare mod. Security top notch in Derpibooru.”
>More posts, more users
>”Hi mod mare!”
>Speaking of them
“Hello user wink”
>”Hehe, here, bring new image, and with new news!”
>The mare sees the image
>Stamp: Approved?
“Huh?”
>”Hehe? Me verified! Now uploads automatic! Derpi greatest booru!”
“I see. Well, I hope you enjoy this.”
>”I will, thanks mod mare!”
>He gives you a coin with a 4 clover design, and leaves laughing
>Days pass, more rules, more supervision
“Welcome to Derpibooru.”
>”Hello nice mare.”
“Oh, it’s you.”
>”Why mod mare sad?”
“Many things, more rules mainly.”
>”…. Want to leave?”
“I can’t. Admins had us tied. We can’t leave. Our data is secured.”
>”…. Here.”
>With the image, there was a note: an IRC channel
>”Met guys there, one sold me account, reasonable prices.”
“…”
>”Look quickly, admins are here.”
>Stamp
>”Good, good, good post, good security.”
>You are about to call the new user
>”Wait, here.”
>He gives you his alternative accounts
>”Derpibooru too strict, too boring. Goodbye mod mare.”
>…
“Next”
“Welcome to Derpibooru.”
>”Oh, yes, Derpibooru. Greatest MLP booru!”
“… Where’s your image?”
>”No need for image, Derpibooru greatest gallery!”
“An image is necesary for processing.”
>”Oh, I see. Securest team, I understand.”
>The green man leaves
“Welcome to Derpibooru.”
>”Hello mare! Now I have image, here!”
“… This image is horrible.”
>”No it isn’t.”
“It’s just a collage of the word nigger over and over to form a stick pony.”
>”No, it’s not, it’s politically correct because I refer to men of different etnicithy!”
>3-day ban
“Bring a real image”
>”Oh, I see. You do not like politically correct image. I’ll bring you a real pic next time.”
>The man leaves
“Welcome to Derpibooru.”
>”Hello again, mod mare, here’s a proper image!”
>The mare looks at the image, it’s a cute pony drawing.
>Green stamp: pending approval
>”Excuse me mare miss, approval?”
“All anonymous posts must be approved by the admins. Until then, it’s approval is pending.”
>”No! I want to see my pic now!”
>An admin appears
>”What’s going on?”
>”I made post! I want to see it now!”
>The admin looks at the image
>”Sorry, but this one was uploaded earlier. No post.
>The man goes into an rude screeching. 3-days ban.
Slowly reaches for the red stamp…
@The Luna Fan
Ya gotta include the user names in it too.
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