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And so Cadance stood there as still as statue…

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DEADSKILL
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Should this be tagged wing boner? The description for the tag is “erect wings to show excitement/arousal”. This is more shock than those two things
ElbowDeepInAHorse

Broodmare of Imgur
@Pseudowolf
So learn? Not every recipe has to be some TV cooking show quality dish. Put some ground beef in a pan and toss it on the stove. Sloppy joe, tacos, burgers, whatever. Takes 30 minutes and you’ll have enough to eat for several meals, versus spending the same amount or more for one.
Loose Noose
Artist -

Pixel Artist
@WaynePonePone
Basic cooking is an invaluable skill and there are thousands of easy/beginner recipes.
Asian food is easily the fastest, with most taking less than 30 mins to prepare and cook.
Most of Europe, except France, is a close second with most of those coming in at under an hour.
Dogman15
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

I'm not famous.
@Pseudowolf
There are frozen meals that are easy to reheat in a microwave or toaster oven. Or simple things that just involve boiling water on the stove or an electric kettle.
Dogman15
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

I'm not famous.
@dsagent
That’s the way to do it! Food is much less expensive at the grocery store than eating out or ordering delivery. Buy the food yourself and cook it at home to save money!
Background Pony #7339
Real take. Stopped having delivery food quite a while ago, only using it when there’s more than two ordering at the same time, like a party.
Dogman15
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

I'm not famous.
Besides covering what insurance companies charge the business owner, the secret reason for delivery fees is to keep carry-out prices where they are. If the delivery fees were lower or non-existent, menu prices would need to be higher.
Background Pony #2B29
Once upon a time, people went out and got their own food and thus didn’t have to worry about delivery fees.
Background Pony #64B4
Thus, Cady & Chryssi were motivated to open their peetzer shop, and never charged a delivery fee…
But Chryssi quietly embezzled money until Cadance was forced to lay off all their employees and close up shop.
Pseudowolf
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

Man, I remember one time I wanted to get a sandwich, but was feeling lazy and didn’t want to drive to the drive-thru. I put an order together on one of those delivery services, but when it came time to submit it, I saw that the fees totaled up to MORE than the cost of the actual order. I cancelled that immediately and had something else.