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you have to keep the original subtext for this with it. im not editing this, so it just stays as is.
:iconprincesscadenceplz: Hi! I’m Princess Mi Amoré Cadenza. Were you the ones inquiring about a babysitter?  
:iconshiningarmorplz: Yes. We have a baby that likes to be angry.  
:iconprincesscadenceplz: Oh, I get those every now and again. You just got to pick them up and show them some loving.  
:iconshiningarmorplz: Pick them up? Like, physically? You’ll need tongs for little angry Twily here. She sets on fire when angry.  
:iconprincesscadence: Oh! That’s… interesting. :iconshiningarmorplz: She also likes books. :iconbookfortplz: Anb sebbing dem on fire!  
:iconprincesscadence: … :iconshiningarmorplz: Luckily she’s potty trained; her diapers burned off when she wasn’t.  
:iconprincesscadence: Uh huh. So… when does she go to bed? :iconshiningarmorplz: Whenever she wants to, apparently… we put her inside the oven.  
:iconprincesscadence: That… makes sense… I guess. :iconshiningarmorplz: Sometimes I give her a frozen pizza to cuddle with.  
:iconprincesscadence: … :iconshiningarmorplz: Fifty bits in advance? :iconprincesscadenceplz: That would be lovely.