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God luck Fluttershy (Flutterbat)!
“This won’t end well.”
Listen to the muzak, hearin’ people scream
Sittin’ in the waiting room, readin’ crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal… root canal
My molars are impacted, I’m gettin’ gum disease
I’m gonna need some fillings, got twelve cavities
Can you help me?
Have mercy… doctor, please
My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me
And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist
And I enjoy all the pain I inflict
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
It’s swell, though they tell me I’m maladjusted
And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know that my momma’s proud of me
Oh, momma
‘Cause I’m a dentist and a success
Say ah…
Say ah…
Say ah…
Now spit!
hisses at Colgate while attempting to ward off with a peppermint cross