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Stay in formation.
Target’s just ahead.
Target should be clear if you go in low enough.
You’ll have to decide.
“‘Mayday,’ what the heck is that?”
“Why it’s the Our Town New year! We can have a big parade and serve hot hors d’oeuvres…”
Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
“Well, we had a choice of daisy sandwiches or hayburgers.”
“Yes, yes, I remember. I had quesadillas.”
“I can’t say.”
“You can tell me, I’m a doctor.”
“No, I mean I’m not sure.”
“Can’t you take a guess?”
“Well, not for another couple of hours.”
“… You can’t take a guess for another couple of hours?”
“Canterlot!? What is it?”
“It’s a big, white city, where Pinrcess Celestia lives. But that’s not important.”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“First time?”
“No, I’ve been nervous plenty of times.”
“It’s really the only sensible thing to do, if it’s done safely. Therapeutically there’s no danger involved.”
“ Oh really, Background Pony #1C4AE? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.”