@Background Pony #A5E4  
You’re alright background pony, you are alright.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That’s what the bullets are for, you twit!  
Colonel “Bat” Guano: Okay. I’m gonna get your money for ya. But if you don’t get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what’s gonna happen to you?  
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?  
Colonel “Bat” Guano: You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

@fixman88  
Someone had to do it.

Tags. That’s not a machine gun, it’s an assault rifle.

@WinterCutieMark  
I knew somebody was going to reference Doctor Strangelove!

Micky Dolenz suggests a tank would be more effective…

Rainbow Dash: Okay. I’m gonna get your bits for ya. But if you don’t get Princess Celestia on that phone, you know what’s gonna happen to you?  
Twilight Sparkle: What?  
Rainbow Dash: You’re gonna have to answer to the Apple Family

… Who would put a vending machine in a barn?

♪AS I SAID TO MYSELF!♪
 
♪I NEED EXACT CHANGE!♪
 

 
♪AS I SAID TO MYSELF!♪
 
♪I NEED EXACT CHANGE!♪
 

 
♪AS I SA-

@Blissey1  
Looks more like she is, she’s shooting because the machine took her bits and gave her no cider.

No longer will she be a slave to the cider!