@Jarkes  
 
Better?

This picture’s been here for over three years, and not ONE person made a “What’s a paladin?” joke? I’m disappointed.

@ARandomVisitor  
Eeyup

@Legioner8  
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@ARandomVisitor  
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Dont rembber where I found this but is possibly what Legioner8 is referring to:
 
The Tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo  
aurienne@webpixie.com (April Walters)  
(chuckle)
 
 
The Tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo  
by Richard Aronson (aronson@sierratel.com)
 
…In the early seventies, Ed Whitchurch ran “his game,” and one of the participants was Eric Sorenson. Eric plays something like a computer. When he games he methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred option. If given time, he will invariably pick the optimal solution. It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise, in all respects, a superior gamer.
 
Eric was playing a Neutral Paladin in Ed’s game. He was on some lord’s lands when the following exchange occurred:
 
 
ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you  
see a gazebo.  
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?  
ED: (Pause) It’s white, Eric.  
ERIC: How far away is it?  
ED: About 50 yards.  
ERIC: How big is it?  
ED: (Pause) It’s about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.  
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.  
ED: It’s not good, Eric. It’s a gazebo.  
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.  
ED: It won’t answer. It’s a gazebo.  
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it  
respond in any way?  
ED: No, Eric, it’s a gazebo!  
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?  
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.  
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn’t it wounded?  
ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT’S A GAZEBO!  
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!  
ED: It’s a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to  
destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you  
could try to burn it, but I don’t know why anybody would even try.  
It’s a @#$%!! gazebo!  
ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away.  
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It’s too late. You’ve awakened the gazebo.  
It catches you and eats you.  
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I’ll roll up a fire-using mage so  
I can avenge my Paladin.
 
At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining to Eric what a gazebo is. Thus ends the tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo. It could have been worse; at least the gazebo wasn’t on a grassy gnoll.

So good…
 
The scary thing is that this might actually work. If you grant her initial assumptions, everything Pinkie Pie does makes sense – so if she takes up a different set of assumptions…
 
(She also already has a strict code of honor and a very strong sense of duty; think of Pinkie Promises and the Cranky Doodle Donkey situation…)

Pinkie’s reaction:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oRiWJWXVPM

Actually Pinkie as a Paladin would be really great. She has a naturally high Charisma stat and thus probably a GREAT Charisma modifier. Since Paladin’s abilities are mostly Charisma based she’d excel as a Paladin!
 
Go Paladin Pinkie Pie!

and then pinkie killed zeromus all by herself, and in the most epic way….

I like that it’s not the conventional Bard pick.

At least she got the chicken

Everyone please elaborate.

@Perteks  
Oh my god, Pinkie just went in…

I’m okay with Pinkie being a paladin besides it’s not like she is going to ask “What’s a paladin?”

So, am I the only one who actually had an Oh Crap reaction?

ok chums let’s do this…
 
LEEEEEEEROOOY JEEEEENKINSSSS!