Canadian goose, Here is some green going along with it.
 
>You’re Anon 
>You are Walking the street down with nothing on your mind. 
>After dealing with this cray pony of a pigeon you need need a coffee. 
>On the way to the café you walk past a wide field. 
>Suddenly you hear it. 
>”Eeeeeeey, whaddaya think you are doing, eh?” 
>You turn around to the Voice. 
>Oh god, another bird pony. 
>With a redicolous long neck and feathers colored like a… 
>The accent gave it away. 
>Canadian goose 
>”Eeeeeey, I live here, move on and leave!” 
>You look at it from about 25 feet away. 
“I’m not even… near you. Crazy ass dickhead.” 
>”Eeeeey! You are too close to me get away.” 
>The fuck is with this fucking pony. 
“I didn’t mean to disturb you or anything.” 
>”Ey, leave you two legged weirdo!” 
>The pony reared up and spread it’s wide wings. 
>Two legged weirdo. 
>Thanks Celestia for not turning you into something normal. 
>Sarcasm aside. 
“I was about to leave anyway.” 
>You yell across the field getting back to walk to the café. 
>Two coffees. 
>Fucking bird ponies. 
>You go ahead and walk further down the street. 
“Argh, fuck! What the fuck!” 
>The fucking pony ran after you and bit your ass. 
>Poor Jeans. 
>”I said leave! I live here!” 
>Is this fucker serious? 
“I was leaving god damnit.” 
>You started to walk faster. 
>Unfortunately the pony is still following slowly. 
>It’s still on its back legs and with its wings spread wide. 
>How does he even walk like this? 
>You start running. 
>This fucker just won’t give up. 
>It chases you down until you reached the Café. 
>You open the door and slam it shut. 
>”Welcome to our Ca-” 
“Hide me!” 
>The cute dressed waitress tilts her head at you. 
>”Ex… cuse me?” 
“There is a fucking goose chasing me down.” 
>The Mare walks up to the window. 
>”Silly green guy, it’s just a pony.” 
>She walks up to the door behind you and opens it slowly. 
>Press F to pay respect.