derpibooru's badges

Question, for everyone here.  
How in the BLOODY WORLD do you get badges? Especially the seasonal ones?  
I’ve been here more than three years and I’ve never seen one indication of this.

@SunnyBlam  
You just missed a chance for the annual joke badges. There’s a topic around here with the list of non-secret badges that are always available. Looking at your profile… I don’t think you currently qualify for any.

Well, as far as I know, there’s at least 8 badges you could have gotten very easily in the last 3 years.  
Artist, Llama, friendship Art/magic 2017, 2018, 2019. Equality or Cmilk. Invest or Economist.  
Birthday cake and Tale for the ages were art based but the requirements were basically null regarding quality.  
With some money Happy Derpy.

Is there an updated list of badges someone can link? I know of the one by The Frowning Pony, but I can’t find any others.

@Flex Boi  
I would love to know this too.

@Exhumed Legume  
I like the Equality badge. I wear it proudly.
 
It was more fun to play along with Glitterbooru anyway.

@Nittany Discord  
Oh, fun it was, certainly.  
I just kind of regret not having the less common badge. ;)

@Nittany Discord  
It was. I loved it.

@Flex Boi  
@mjangelvortex  
This is the most recent listing posted in this thread I think, but it doesn’t list the criteria. Outside any hidden criteria ones I could probably let you know, though.
 
Also I’m not sure if someone mentioned this on the last few pages I skipped, but hey, Toola Roola’s done :D

@Dragonpone  
Toola ftw, and road to follow Badum’s footstep in badge hoarding xD

Oh..Nevermind

@Dragonpone  

 

Took 4 months.  
But man, I’m so glad it was a girl badge :^)
 
@LightningBolt

@Toyminator900  
die

AHH I’m too late for badges nyemnyemnyem

@LightningBolt  
No u

is the Toola Roola badge a time-sensitive badge, or do I just have to meet its criteria without any pressure? :/ 🤔

@DiscipleOfAndrewRyan  
Is for helping others in the collab

@Toyminator900  
oh, okay. :)

I just want my best artist tag jeeesus guys.

Whole lotta people complainin’ up in here about harmless badges for a fun and goofy event that was cleverly planned and very well executed.
 
Joey should get some kind of Evil Genius badge for that Hell Pixel, people were trippin ballz over that.
 
@WatermelonRat  
It’s kind of ugly and doesn’t really look nice next to my other badges  
But now you have a Story Mode! It looks like Fleur is selling a big honkin’ emerald, and Spike is so hungry for it he’s checking his wallet to see if he can afford a fancy dinner!

Wait. What’s the Toola Roola badge for?
 
@TexasUberAlles  
That was on purpose? I figured that the random pixel was an accident. I did think something was on my monitor at first so good for him for tricking me.
 
That’s also a good story.

@TexasUberAlles  
Was worried at first my mac had a dead pixel for all of 2 seconds till I zoomed in on it >:v

@Bigshot232  
I also worried about that but when I noticed the pixel was gone when I clicked on a different tab, I figured it was a mistake made when they formatted the site for the April Fools thing.

@TexasUberAlles  
I had a few other chaotic-evil ideas, but only the black pixel got accepted: