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Blueblood had a falling out with Cadance, and she uninvited him to the wedding. She hasn’t seen him since, and it will hit her like 6 tons of bricks how awful a(n adoptive) sister she’s been to just forget about him.
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Twilight’s actual domain as an Alicorn is Time, only Discord knows this and he is absolutely terrified of what could happen if she discovered this.
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@PonyPon  
I like to imagine that one day she’ll be trying to apologize for it, only for him to really just douche it up that day because the scenario playing my head right now is hilarious.
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@gasmaskangel  
What are you thinking? I’m gonna tie it to one of my earlier posts.
 
Losing the one person he thought would care about him no matter what he did, he turned to a life of naval/aerial crime, and became the infamous Captain BlueBeard, King of Pirates and Smartest Stallion of the Seven Skys.
gasmaskangel
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@PonyPon  
Basically what I have in mind is that Cadance comes back to Canterlot to help ease Twilight through the transition into princesshood (princesship? whatever) and after somepony, possibly Celestia mentions that Blueblood has been in an odd mood lately she suddenly realizes that oh shit I didn’t invite my adoptive brother to my wedding! and begins looking for him to apologize.
 
What she doesn’t know is that Blueblood bribed a changeling that was left behind to take his place while he goes on a nice long vacation (or possibly a reason less stupid that I can’t think of right now). This changeling has literally no idea how to act like a member of royalty aside from being an arrogant narcissistic snob. Wacky hijinks ensue for a while, Cadance trying to apologize while changeling Blueblood fails to notice her, acts like a dick to the servants, and causes Cadance unintentional slap stick pain.
 
It all ends when the real Blueblood comes back, and swaps back into his role and tries to say hi to Cadance, maybe to tell her “no hard feelings” about the wedding thing and ask her why she looks like she’s been run over by a bus.
 
Frustration breaking through Cadance cold cocks before he can say more than two words spits out something incoherently angry that mixes both anger and apology and storms off.
 
Well, I think it’d be funny anyways.
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@igotnopicks  
Oh no, they were the same person, just not the same identity. One had to die for the other to live.
 
It’s a Doctor Who reference.
 
@Randomosaur  
…. Horses don’t have periods. What the hell would they be eating?
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@Sjogre  
MLP ponies are different from Terran horses, at least in my headcanon. The only thing they have in common with actual horses is that they are both placental mammals.
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Luna and Celestia still have a childish big/little sister relationship, much to the chagrin of foreign ambassadors who have to deal with their antics.
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@Sjogre  
I geddit!
 
Anyways… Blueblood, in addition to being a master ruseman, is also a vampire. Over the course of his fairly long life(?), he’s had flings with, among others, Chrysalis (she’s such a huge bitch today because she still hasn’t gotten over their breakup; fairy women, am I right?) and Mayor Mare.
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Ooooh, Plot Twist.
 
The “Plot Twist” is actually one of the sexual moves in the Pony Sutra.
 
@PonyPon  
Losing the one person he thought would care about him no matter what he did, he turned to a life of naval/aerial crime, and became the infamous Captain BlueBeard, King of Pirates and Smartest Stallion of the Seven Skys.
 
Princess Luna also deeply cares for Blueblood, since they both know what it’s like to be hated by everypony.
 
@Itsthinking  
Luna and Celestia still have a childish big/little sister relationship, much to the chagrin of foreign ambassadors who have to deal with their antics.
 
I will be very surprised if this isn’t canonized in Season 4. Hell, almost all the fanfics involving the two of them are like this!
SpacePaladin
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Watcher of the Watchmen
Princess Luna also deeply cares for Blueblood, since they both know what it’s like to be hated by everypony.
 
I would think that would require Fourth Wall breaking powers on her part, since Blueblood doesn’t actually seem despised in-universe, or at least, not on any sort of large scale. In that scenario, Blueblood actually doesn’t understand her affection toward him.
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