The Evil Council Shenanigans (Possible NSFW Material)

Mirage: Sure, you may want to send it quick though.  
(activates a beacon)

@coriolis17  
Blitzcrank: Very well.  

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: Good… is a word I would love to be able to say, unfortunately the beacon I’ve activated may or may not be attracting unwanted attention. So, please hurry.

@coriolis17  

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: Ah, just in time. Uh excuse me, nice mister robot pegasus, but on the way here, did you happen to see a gunship with no pilot flying around while you were on your way here?

@coriolis17  

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: Yes sir, I did. Also, have you too seen an unmanned death machine flying around here?

@coriolis17  
Guard Captain: Negative, gather your belongings and get on the transport.

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: Darn it! This was supposed to be my greatest invention since vehicular armor made out of cordite gunpowder, it smells so sweet yet stops war-grade missiles. Oh well.
 
(grabs an attache case and gets on the transport)

@coriolis17  

@Dr_Robotpony  
(sits down and rummages through his attache case while saying)  
Mirage: About that gunship, I installed a computer onto it to assist pilots with making split-second decisions, but the beacon I used to signal you may have caused the computer to malfunction, and it may be planning on killing many people, including us. But for now, it may just only be following us to see where we’re going.

@coriolis17  
Guard Captain: If it gets too close then our anti air will shoot it down.

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: The reason why it’s such a big threat is because the darn thing was built for stealth, long-range shuttle flights, and air-superiority.
 
The craft is built with a mass-manipulation device. the machine makes the craft lighter, makes the air around it denser so it can fly, and the computer seems to of discovered that it can use the device to teleport through wormholes by creating a sphere of negative mass.

@coriolis17  
Guard Captain: Then I’ll send the report to General Blitzcrank that if we die its your fault.

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: The thing is formidable, but not impossible to destroy.
 
If we could stun it somehow, and then use anti air missiles with low-frequency radar to target it, we might be able to end it before it does something bad, since my insurance is already sky-high, with the premiums, and the shmemiums…

@coriolis17  
Guard Captain: Once we are in friendly air then we will be safe from it.

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: But until we reach it, we’re like fish in a barrel…
 
(looks out of a window, and imagines that at any moment, a merciless, unmanned craft could scream towards us, shoot us down, and fly away in search for more fresh prey)

Mirage: I know your following us… but where from?
 
(Looks through the window for a little while longer, then sees a small shimmer of light reflect off of something moving fast into a large cloud)
 
Mirage: I think I saw it! Over there, its hiding somewhere in that cloud now!

@coriolis17  
Guard Captain: Fighter Bot 75272, go check the area.

@Dr_Robotpony  
(continues looking out the window, then sees large yet silent flashes of orange light, followed by several booming noises)
 
Mirage: Wait a minute… that ain’t lightning! EVERYONE FASTEN DOWN! FASTEN DOWN!
 
(several loud clanging noises can be heard, the entire transport shakes violently, and there are now a few hull breaches)

@coriolis17  
Guard Captain: All Fighter Bots attack the enemy, get this transport to Canterbot as fast as possible.

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: Does this craft have any armaments!? If so why aren’t we-
 
(the transport suddenly shakes violently again with a loud explosion, and my attache case flies over to me and hits me in the head cracking my helmet and knocking me to the ground. I then get back up and hold at my neck, looking as if I’m sick. Then, the gunship attacking us flies past with the words “The Mourning Pegasus” painted on the side of it)

@coriolis17  
Guard Captain: We won’t need to bother, we’re almost in range of Anti Air weapons and the fighter bots are keeping it busy.

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: I don’t think its interested in those fighter bots. I think it just wants us!  
There it is at 11:00 high. Its coming in for a boom and zoom.
 
(small tubes on the front of the gunship light up as it heads donwards towards us, and this time the top of the craft is peppered with a few small holes that are big enough to even see through)

@coriolis17  
Guard Captain: Doesn’t matter, we are in Canterbot air space, they will shoot it down.