@The CLaUD
Starswirl: “Yyuppp. Looks like there’s a clog further up the pipe, near Oolacile. If I don’t call back by Thursday, just go ahead and do what need’st be done. Thou’st!”
@The CLaUD
Hydra 2: Ah, Starswirl the Bearded, how’s Clover doing?
Starswirl: Still hot…check out this puppy
Puppy Cerberus: Arf! Arf!
Hydra 2: Amazing.
Starswirl: Hey, so, Tartarus is kind of running wild. Wouldn’t know anything about that would you?
Hydra 2: No!…Why?
Starswirl: Let’s make a suspicious covenant, so I can get all up in Tartarus’s Asshole
Hydra 2: There’s nothing about that sentence that I don’t love
I figured Discord was the Witch. because Bed of Chaos
Spike: LIGHTNING.
PRAISE THE SUN
I look forward to my inevitable death by stroke.
“AND THAT’S HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE”
perhaps you should find your own answers…DEMON ON THE ROOF!
Nightmare Moon:“Why didn’t you just throw the key, asshole?”
Mysterious pony: Pssst-! “I’m letting all the undead out of their cells to fulfill an ancient prophecy…
There’s a key on that corpse…
Meanwhile on the moon….
Nightmare Moon: pooting noises
>Sudden corpse falls in front of her
Nightmare Moon:“Ah, dead body!”
Undead BigMac: “We’re not all bad; as long as we stay motivated for life, we can keep our humanity and stay sane!”
Featherweight: “Sir!? The new patch update mal-adjusted your stat alignment%!”
BigMac: uuughh%*Hollows*
Featherweight: *Gasp!* So easily~!!
Fancy Pants: “Just send them to the castle of the two sisters in the meantime.”
Blueblood: Maybe we can find a soloution in the everfree?
Fancy Pants: “Sigh, these undead are becoming tiresome.”
Starswirl: “All right Chrysalis it’s time-
OH GOD, SHE’S PUTTING HER ABYSS IN MY CATACOMBS!!”
Rarity walks by in a bikini with Rearity on the bottom before glancing in spike’s direction with a smile
Starswirl: “Now, I’m off to fill Chrysalis’ mare cavern with my Estus Flask!”
Cerberus: Õ_Õ
Starswirl: “Take my werid ass shield, puppy Cerberus, it’ll protect you from urban violence.”
Eqiunity Sprite: “I’m sorry.”
Starswirl: Hey! That is RACIST!
Equinity Sprite: You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker!
Starswirl:Bad news puppy Cerberus, my leg is broke as hell….for some reason.
Applebloom: Finally he’s gone! Everfree Waterpark opens today! Flood Washes Away Ponies Sins
Starswirl: “Yyuppp. Looks like there’s a clog further up the pipe, near Oolacile. If I don’t call back by Thursday, just go ahead and do what need’st be done. Thou’st!”
Hydra 2: Now, back to being ambiguously evil…
Hydra 2: Ah, Starswirl the Bearded, how’s Clover doing?
Starswirl: Still hot…check out this puppy
Puppy Cerberus: Arf! Arf!
Hydra 2: Amazing.
Starswirl: Hey, so, Tartarus is kind of running wild. Wouldn’t know anything about that would you?
Hydra 2: No!…Why?
Starswirl: Let’s make a suspicious covenant, so I can get all up in Tartarus’s Asshole
Hydra 2: There’s nothing about that sentence that I don’t love