Buttercup (OG): “I can’t believe you would ever be like that!”
Buttercup (Reboot): “What’ya talkin’ about?”
Buttercup (OG): “Letting your sisters die for the sake of a bottlecap, that’s what!”
Blossom: Are you the one causing trouble!?
Discord: If I’m not, what am I doing with my life?
Blossom: Then I’m gonna have to knock some sense into you!
Bubbles: Hi, my name is Bubbles!
Twilight: I’m Twilight Sparkle!
Bubbles: Nice to meet you, Twilight!
Buttercup: You ready for this, lame-o horse!?
Rainbow: I’ve been waiting for this moment, bug-eyes!
Buttercup: Funny…so was I!
Bendu: I am the one in the middle…
Treelight Sparkle: So I’ve heard. Will you be a coward like before?
Bendu: Eyes light up I will not be called a coward!
Spike: Got any advice?
Spyro: What’d you need to know?
Spike: Any idea on how to make my flames shoot like yours?
Thrawn: A strange equine…
Twilight: This equine will send you back into orbit, tyrant!
Thrawn: It’s not me you should be fearing…
Celestia: So you’re the alien that Hera warned us about…
Thrawn: I’m glad she spread word of my talents.
Celestia: After this, they won’t need to be scared of you or the Empire!
Sunset Shimmer: Asohka Tano, nice to meet you.
Ahsoka: You’ve seen me before?
Sunset Shimmer: In another world, you’re a popular character.
Star: I will never be anything like you!
Thanos: Murdering trillions just to be with your love?
Star: Only difference is you just rely on a bunch of rocks to kick people’s butts.
@Bryon
Grogar: With those stones, I will rule Equestria!
Thanos: With them, you’ll wipe out all life endangering you…
Grogar: As if your plan was any better…
Pinkie Pie: Pleased to meet you, I’m Pinkamena Diane Pie.
Strange: Dr Strange…
Pinkie Pie: Oh, using made up names? I’m Pinkie Pie!
Rainbow Dash: So you have super fast reflexes right?
Spider-Man: Sure do, why is that?
Rainbow Dash: Just wanted to see how fast you can react in our sparring match…
Hawkeye: First gods, now Minotaurs? Cut me a break…
Tirek: Is that fear I smell on you?
Hawkeye: Nah, that’s the smell of my quiver up your ass…
Loki: You are all beneath me…
Cassie Cage: That’s rich coming from a god who got punked out by mr purple rai-
Loki: FINISH THAT SENTENCE AND I WILL SHOW YOU HOW IT FEELS!!!
Raiden: So…another God of Thunder exists…
Thor: Except this one managed to chop off Thanos’ head…
Raiden: Unlike you, I didn’t degrade myself to a miserable slug after defeating Shinnok…
Dr Strange: A collection of souls in one body…intriguing.
Ermac: We respect your great power, sorcerer!
Dr Strange: So I guess you want to see what the Sorcerer Supreme can do then, right?
Now I am getting some ideas if I did an Avengers fighting game with intros like Injustice 2 and Mortal Kombat 11 have.
Iron Man: This armor knows your next move before you do, Steve.
Captain America: You think I’m going down to some pampered punk like you?
Iron Man: Trust me when I say, you will.
Hulk: So… ready to go, little man?
Wolverine: So what’d I do to piss you off this time?
Hulk: Nothin’. I’m just wanting a fight.
Thor: A storm is brewing now.
Storm: Our combined powers will lead to a maelstrom, Thor.
Thor: Then let us see who is most worthy to call forth the storm itself, m’lady.
Spider-Man (Peter Parker): Hey, you know magic, right, Wanda?
Scarlet Witch: A bit of it. Why?
Spider-Man (Peter Parker): Think you can cast a spell to help with my bad luck?
Black Widow: Just like the good old days, huh, Clint?
Hawkeye: Yeah, only without the espionage and theft.
Black Widow: Don’t worry, I’ll try not to leave visible marks.
Luke Cage: So this some kinda training exercise?
Iron Fist: It is always good to keep working with your hand-to-hand combat, Luke.
Luke Cage: Guess it helps to have a master of the Iron Fist as a teacher.
Ms. Marvel: Let’s go over some ground rules.
Nova (Sam Alexander): Seriously? I thought we basically were sparring.
Ms. Marvel: Well, what if I wanted you to treat me to something after?
Black Panther: As always, combat is a means to test a king’s worthiness.
Quicksilver: So what’s the idea of facing the fastest of us, T’Challa?
Black Panther: I also consider this honing my hunting skills, Pietro.
Richtofen: Now where did we end up?
Celestia: YOU!
Richtofen: Arms Wunderwaffe Aw Scheiße, why does every official ruler want to kill me!?
Dempsey: I didn’t think these meatbags could suddenly get all pretty?
Rainbow: Hey, we have names you know!?
Dempsey: Arms rifle Ah fuck, now they can talk back…
Nikolai: Hey hey! Pretty lands for once!
Twilight: You’re clearly drunk, go home…
Nikolai: Pulls out shotgun Hey! No one mocks my Vodka!
Starlight: You must have a strong reason to align with that psychotic human called Richtofen?
Takeo: I am falling into darkness…
Starlight: Come…let me help you…
Wonder Woman: Fortunately, Nikos was brought back on Themescara
Cinder Fall: Looks like I’ll have to kill her again.
Wonder Woman: Your head will be her new speed-bag.
Pinkie Pie: Stop!!!
Nora Valkyrie: Hammer Time!!!
Hank Hill: You don’t deserve to even SAY the word “father”, jackass!
Sludge: Who, ease up…
Hank Hill: After I tear you a new one bigger than the Grand Canyon!!!
Pinkie Pie: Clone…
Sun Wukong (RWBY): …Battle…
Both: Party!!!
Bowser: Looks like I got a new girl to kidnap when Peach isn’t available!
Kairi: I am not just a damsel in distress!
Bowser: At least Peach had some form of a personality.
Izuku: Oh my goodness, it’s Green Lantern!
Booster Gold: That’s Booster Gold squirt! Our costumes clearly look nothing alike!
Izuku: But you do kind of act like Guy Gardner.
Jotaro: Look buddy, I’ve lost loved ones too but do you see me turning into a psychotic dictator?
Superman: I refuse to let anyone suffer the same fate as Lois.
Jotaro: One word: Shazam.
Dio: Your little Regime is so full of hatred! You in particular would make a fantastic lieutenant!
Wonder Woman: What makes you think I’d turn on them?
Dio: Maybe your Kryptonian boytoy could help you decide.
Brainiac: This Stand of yours is quite powerful, correct?
Jotaro: Of course it is. What do you plan on doing to me?
Brainiac: This requires further research.
Joseph: Looks like you’re in need of some discipline my boy!
Robin: What’s an old man like you gonna do to the son of Batman?
Joseph: Do the words Hermit Purple strike anything within you?
Grodd: What an infernal haircut. Fitting for such a filthy creature.
Josuke: You better take that back Donkey Kong or Crazy Diamond won’t fix what I’m gonna break!
Grodd: Then I shall break you for associating me with that digital traitor!
Starfire: I can sense you are hurting underneath that frown of yours.
Jotaro: Can you blame me? I’ve lost friends to blonde psychopaths!
Starfire: Hopefully no blondes in my universe will be the psychotic.
Joseph: You’re not the Superman I grew up with! He fights for truth, justice and the American way!
Superman: I’ve changed a lot since starting the Regime.
Joseph: Maybe convincing some teenagers to not kill themselves oughta brighten you up a bit.
Darkseid: What is a braggart to a New God?
Dio: You do realize my name means “God” in Spanish.
Darkseid: Your name alone doesn’t mean you deserve such an ego.
Grogar: I have returned…to rule, not just Tambelon, this world.
Superman: And what makes you so sure of that?
Grogar: The only thing the Equestrians could do is banish me…
THANOS: I know what it’s like to have your family’s blood on your hands.
KRATOS: HA! You willingly chose to kill your daughter, and you enjoyed it.
THANOS: No….I didn’t….!
Thank god I saw the film before reading this. This made it more weep-inducing :’(
FATHER BALDER; Those gems were but biproducts of the Eyes of the World.
THANOS; And how exactly does that prevent me from using them to destroy you cretin?
FATHER BALDER; (Right eye starts glowing blue) Use your imagination.
RODIN: I can make a better weapon out of those gems than that dinky oven mitt.
THANOS: The Infinity Gauntlet is already the perfect weapon.
RODIN: And yet I’ll still be able to kill you and take your soul.
FROPPY: I have always wanted to meet my favorite hero.
SPIDERMAN: I get that much but why are we fighting again?
FROPPY: I wanna audition to be your sidekick!
KRATOS: Another worthless tyrant who calls himself king.
BLACK ADAM: I am a far more good king than your wretched father.
KRATOS: There is no such thing as a good god.
KRATOS: Hmph, you are every bit the daughter of Zeus.
WONDER WOMAN: And by that you mean I am the pinnacle of justice?
KRATOS: You are every bit the cruel, cowardly evil tyrant that he was.
THANOS: I know what it’s like to have your family’s blood on your hands.
KRATOS: HA! You willingly chose to kill your daughter, and you enjoyed it.
THANOS: No….I didn’t….!
JUNE MOONE: The best thing to do right now is run.
KRATOS: There is nowhere in the multiverse you can run where I can’t find you.
ENCHANTRESS: Challenge me at your own peril Ghost of Sparta!
KRATOS: Stand aside young one, I am going to kill Superman!
SUPERGIRL: What reason have you to kill a hero who has done no wrong?
KRATOS: Just how blind and bewitched by Diana’s lies are you child?
BLACK PANTHER: There is no need for you to intervene, we will handle this!
KRATOS: Even with Vibrainum at your disposal you have failed to stop the Kryptonian!
BLACK PANTHER: Only when we resort to your anarchy inducing methods will we truly fail….
HELLBOY: Oh Christ, what the fuck are you doing here?
KRATOS: I go wherever cruel gods reign supreme.
HELLBOY: The last thing we need is the Ghost of Sparta running loose!
BATMAN: Not all of the Regime needs to die.
KRATOS: Damian’s fate will be decided by his own actions.
BATMAN: I know, but I will still try to save him….
SPAWN: So you’re the monster that destroyed all of Olympus?
KRATOS: And I will destroy the Regime just as easily.
SPAWN: Last thing this world needs is more anarchy!
STARLIGHT GLIMMER: You cannot keep dealing with situations in such a brazen destructive manner!
KRATOS: You dare lecture me on acting so brazenly, you time traveling cultist?
STARLIGHT GLIMMER: Oh c’mon it’s been two seasons! Haven’t I made penance yet?!
KRATOS: That Infinity Gauntlet of yours is useless against me.
THANOS: Nothing short of intervention from the Sisters of Fate can stop me.
KRATOS: Funny you should mention those three witches I have killed….
BAYONETTA: Trying to steal my kill from me Spartan?
KRATOS: Better a Spartan handle the Kryptonian than some witch who treats everything like some childish game!
BAYONETTA: You want to play that badly? Then game on!
KRATOS: You have walked this earth for long enough Kryptonian!
SUPERMAN: I’m the only hope this chaotic world has for survival!
KRATOS: The world has no need for wicked, callous gods!
KRATOS: What can a mortal boy like you do against me?
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I’m sure I can figure something out using my Nitro Glycerin Sweat.
KRATOS: Absolutely useless against a demigod.
BAYONETTA: Let’s dance little angel.
SUPERGIRL: Fair warning, this will hurt!
BAYONETTA: My angel wing clipping method often does…
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
GREEN ARROW: Shoot C4 right into the gun barrels of your Grenadier Bracers causing them to explode and take out both your arms.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER:
DARKSEID: You shall make a fine addition to my Furies.
JEANNE: Even the weakest Umbran Witch can eat your pitiful Furies for breakfast.
DARKSEID: All the more reason to break you for Granny Goodness…
BAYONETTA: Of all the cape and cowls to ask me to join their little club…
BATMAN: I have given Clark and his Regime all the chances to change I could.
BAYONETTA: Well first Bruce Wayne
DEKU: What reason do you have for seeking the power of One For All?
BRANIAC: I have already collected, studied and cataloged its counterpart, All For One.
DEKU: Ummm….okay then…shit…
BAYONETTA: Heard you’ve had your eyes on me for sometime.
THANOS: The only one I have eyes for is Death Herself.
BAYONETTA: As you’ll soon find out in a minute, I AM Death Herself.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
DEADSHOT: Shoot you in the back of the head while still standing right in front of you.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: That is literally impossible….
DEKU: You can’t seriously be asking you to side with Superman?
SUPERGIRL: He’s more like All Might than that despicable flying mouse.
DEKU: Sure didn’t act as such when he KILLED All Might.
BAYONETTA: And what exactly makes you a dangerous rose?
POISON IVY: My kiss can literally kill.
BAYONETTA: (YAWN) Boooorrrrriiiiing.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
RED HOOD: Douse you with gasoline and just let you kill yourself by accident.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: GODDAMMIT WHY AREN’T YOU QUIRKLESS PEOPLE AFRAID OF ME?!
DISCORD: You actually came here to test your meddle against me?
BAYONETTA: Well I didn’t come here for tea and cucumber sandwiches.
DISCORD: Pity, I just got a fresh stock of singing gin-sing…
RAIDEN: It will take more than wanting to bring down Superman to get me to trust you dark one.
JEANNE: The Umbran Witches live to uphold the balance of the world.
RAIDEN: I will need to test your resolve on the matter of balance.
BAYONETTA: So yet another “hero” who wants to touch me?
WONDER WOMAN: An unholy sinful creature like you deserves no quarter.
BAYONETTA: Let she who is without sin cast the first stone.
SPIKE THE DRAGON: You’ve stolen my role for the last time!
STARLIGHT GLIMMER: What the hell are you talking about?
SPIKE THE DRAGON: I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO SMACK THAT BOOK OUT OF TWILIGHT’S HOOVES!
RARITY: Oh please let me design a new outfit for you, it’ll be my treat.
BAYONETTA: I doubt a little pony would be able to dazzle such a high level diva as myself.
RARITY: Underestimate my passion for fashion at your own peril >:3
HELLBOY: Heard you’re the guy to see to get new toys.
RODIN: Oh the toy I could make with the Right Hand of Anum.
HELLBOY: Sorry pal, it’s not for sale.
BAYONETTA: We have to work together Albert Simmons.
SPAWN: You made a pact with Madame Butterfly, end of story.
BAYONETTA: Not all denizens of hell seek to destroy everything.
BRAINIAC: I have no interest in such a rudimentary subject.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: And just what is it about Deku that makes him a more interesting subject?
BRAINIAC: His powers cannot be replicated as easily as yours.
JUNE MOON: The best thing to do right now is run.
BAYONETTA: (Speaking with a demonic echo and eyes glowing)You’ve run from me far enough my sweat little Enchantress.
ENCHANTRESS: You’ll never take me alive Madame Butterfly!
BATMAN: Sorry kid but tryouts are closed.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: You picked that weakling Deku over me?
BATMAN: He isn’t a useless powder keg of teenage angst like you.
BAYONETTA: You sure you want to fuck with a witch?
BLACK MANTA: You’ll be my first kill of the day.
BAYONETTA: You’ll be my fifth kill of the last five minutes.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
CAPTAIN COLD: Remind you that you’re just a snot nosed angsty brat with the most boring powers I’ve ever seen.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: BORING?! I’LL SHOW YOU BORING!
BAYONETTA: Let me guess, “You’ll break me for Granny Goodness”?
DARKSEID: You’re sarcastic attitude cannot deny such an inevitability.
BAYONETTA: But haven already killed Granny Goodness ten minutes ago certainly will….
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
ROBIN: Cut your spine in such a spot that you lose function in both arms and legs rendering you a complete vegetable.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Yeah, well…..I’ll just blow you up…..
BRAINIAC: The Eyes of the World will be an exquisite piece of my collection.
BAYONETTA: A shame then that the Right Eye is forever lost.
BRAINIAC: An easily corrected oversight once I master time travel.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
JOKER: Make you laugh yourself to death with my Joker Toxin, just like I made your mother….
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What the fuck did you just say?
BAYONETTA: I don’t suppose I can take that Fusion Cannon for a spin?
MEGATRON: A mere fleshbag as yourself has no means of wielding Cybertronian Technology.
BAYONETTA: Oh trust me, I’ve handled much bigger than that…
RODIN: The Omega Beams are wasted on you.
DARKSEID: I am the only being in the multiverse that can possess such a power.
RODIN: Not after I’m done pounding your corpse into shape…
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
SCARECROW: Depends on how quickly my fear gas has coursed through your lungs since I first released it.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: ….wh….what….the….fuck….?!
BAYONETTA: You must realize by now you will never see Lois again?
SUPERMAN: And just what makes you so certain of that?
BAYONETTA: She is in Heaven, and you’re going to Hell.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
BILLY BATSON: ….Shazam….
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Hey that’s straight up cheating!
@Tyrranux
Hellboy: Okay, wasn’t expecting this to happen…
Vader: The Dark Side within you will soon serve the Emperor.
Hellboy: Sorry, not for sale, bucket head!
HELLBOY: What the fuck are you suppose to be?
DISCORD: Tall, chaotic and devilishly charming.
HELLBOY: Well I guess two out of three ain’t bad….
BRANIAC: After analysis, I know exactly which catagory to file you under.
ANDROID 21: And just where do I belong in your illustrious collection?
BRANIAC: The garbage disposal shute.
BLACK PANTHER: I will not allow you to use Vibranium for your hate drieven endevors.
BLACK MANTA: I’m doing what Wakanda is too chicken shit to do.
BLACK PANTHER: Says the coward who still refuses to accept his father’s death.
FRIEZA: Love what you’ve done with this planet.
SUPERMAN: I made it a safe haven from villains like you.
FRIEZA: All you’ve done is make it your personal litterbox.
HELLBOY: Just a heads up, the Candy Beam doesn’t work on me.
ANDROID 21: Is that so? Because you’re a true demon?
HELLBOY: Because I’ll have already kicked your ass into oblivion before you can even use it :3
BLACK PANTHER: Wakanda will not stand the presence of Kryptonians any longer.
SUPERGIRL: Even Wakanda needs heroes like me and Kal.
BLACK PANTHER: What use does humankind have for gods that only look down?
HELLBOY: Is that fashion accesory suppose to impress me?
THANOS: My Gauntlet allows me to control the Power of Infinity.
HELLBOY: Yeah? Well mine actually hurts.
BLACK PANTHER: Wakanda will be taking over for the Regime, we will protect this world.
SUPERMAN: When did Wakanda suddenly start caring about the rest of the world?
BLACK PANTHER: When you proved to the world that even gods can be incompetent.
AVATAR KORRA: You think I’ll ever help your Regime?
SUPERMAN: Isn’t it your solemn duty to preserve balance in the world Avatar?
AVATAR KORRA: Your oppressive rule only causes imbalance!
BRANIAC: I wish I could say I want to analize your ability to harnest God Energy.
GOKU: And why the sudden disinterest?
BRANIAC: I fear the conclusion I would find would be assinine.
ANDROID 21: I wonder, just how good will you’ll taste?
MILEENA: You’ll have to catch me first…. (pulls down mask) …before I catch you.
ANDROID 21: Eat or be eaten huh? Okay then…..
MILEENA: And thus the hunter becomes the prey.
ANDROID 21: And just how do you hope to eat me without a Candy Beam?
MILEENA: (pulls down mask) RAW AND WIGGLING.
(One Tasty Treat later)
ANDROID 21: NO-GYAAAAAAAGH x _ x
MILEENA: Eh, 20 out of 100, too much sugar.
Palpatine: I can sense the raw hate and anger within you…
Starlight Glimmer: If you think you can turn me against Twilight now, you’re wrong.
Palpatine: So be it…Starlight…
Oh, that reminds me:
Buttercup (OG): “I can’t believe you would ever be like that!”
Buttercup (Reboot): “What’ya talkin’ about?”
Buttercup (OG): “Letting your sisters die for the sake of a bottlecap, that’s what!”
Blossom: Are you the one causing trouble!?
Discord: If I’m not, what am I doing with my life?
Blossom: Then I’m gonna have to knock some sense into you!
Bubbles: Hi, my name is Bubbles!
Twilight: I’m Twilight Sparkle!
Bubbles: Nice to meet you, Twilight!
Buttercup: You ready for this, lame-o horse!?
Rainbow: I’ve been waiting for this moment, bug-eyes!
Buttercup: Funny…so was I!
Treelight Sparkle: So I’ve heard. Will you be a coward like before?
Bendu: Eyes light up I will not be called a coward!
Spike: Got any advice?
Spyro: What’d you need to know?
Spike: Any idea on how to make my flames shoot like yours?
Thrawn: A strange equine…
Twilight: This equine will send you back into orbit, tyrant!
Thrawn: It’s not me you should be fearing…
Celestia: So you’re the alien that Hera warned us about…
Thrawn: I’m glad she spread word of my talents.
Celestia: After this, they won’t need to be scared of you or the Empire!
Sunset Shimmer: Asohka Tano, nice to meet you.
Ahsoka: You’ve seen me before?
Sunset Shimmer: In another world, you’re a popular character.
Thanos: Murdering trillions just to be with your love?
Star: Only difference is you just rely on a bunch of rocks to kick people’s butts.
Discord: In my defense, I tried to do you justice.
Grogar: Your suffering will be legendary, even in Tartarus!
@Bryon
Grogar: With those stones, I will rule Equestria!
Thanos: With them, you’ll wipe out all life endangering you…
Grogar: As if your plan was any better…
Pinkie Pie: Pleased to meet you, I’m Pinkamena Diane Pie.
Strange: Dr Strange…
Pinkie Pie: Oh, using made up names? I’m Pinkie Pie!
Rainbow Dash: So you have super fast reflexes right?
Spider-Man: Sure do, why is that?
Rainbow Dash: Just wanted to see how fast you can react in our sparring match…
Hawkeye: First gods, now Minotaurs? Cut me a break…
Tirek: Is that fear I smell on you?
Hawkeye: Nah, that’s the smell of my quiver up your ass…
Here some ones from recent MCU films:
Loki: You are all beneath me…
Cassie Cage: That’s rich coming from a god who got punked out by mr purple rai-
Loki: FINISH THAT SENTENCE AND I WILL SHOW YOU HOW IT FEELS!!!
Raiden: So…another God of Thunder exists…
Thor: Except this one managed to chop off Thanos’ head…
Raiden: Unlike you, I didn’t degrade myself to a miserable slug after defeating Shinnok…
Dr Strange: A collection of souls in one body…intriguing.
Ermac: We respect your great power, sorcerer!
Dr Strange: So I guess you want to see what the Sorcerer Supreme can do then, right?
Edited
Iron Man: This armor knows your next move before you do, Steve.
Captain America: You think I’m going down to some pampered punk like you?
Iron Man: Trust me when I say, you will.
Hulk: So… ready to go, little man?
Wolverine: So what’d I do to piss you off this time?
Hulk: Nothin’. I’m just wanting a fight.
Thor: A storm is brewing now.
Storm: Our combined powers will lead to a maelstrom, Thor.
Thor: Then let us see who is most worthy to call forth the storm itself, m’lady.
Spider-Man (Peter Parker): Hey, you know magic, right, Wanda?
Scarlet Witch: A bit of it. Why?
Spider-Man (Peter Parker): Think you can cast a spell to help with my bad luck?
Black Widow: Just like the good old days, huh, Clint?
Hawkeye: Yeah, only without the espionage and theft.
Black Widow: Don’t worry, I’ll try not to leave visible marks.
Luke Cage: So this some kinda training exercise?
Iron Fist: It is always good to keep working with your hand-to-hand combat, Luke.
Luke Cage: Guess it helps to have a master of the Iron Fist as a teacher.
Ms. Marvel: Let’s go over some ground rules.
Nova (Sam Alexander): Seriously? I thought we basically were sparring.
Ms. Marvel: Well, what if I wanted you to treat me to something after?
Black Panther: As always, combat is a means to test a king’s worthiness.
Quicksilver: So what’s the idea of facing the fastest of us, T’Challa?
Black Panther: I also consider this honing my hunting skills, Pietro.
Celestia: YOU!
Richtofen: Arms Wunderwaffe Aw Scheiße, why does every official ruler want to kill me!?
Dempsey: I didn’t think these meatbags could suddenly get all pretty?
Rainbow: Hey, we have names you know!?
Dempsey: Arms rifle Ah fuck, now they can talk back…
Nikolai: Hey hey! Pretty lands for once!
Twilight: You’re clearly drunk, go home…
Nikolai: Pulls out shotgun Hey! No one mocks my Vodka!
Starlight: You must have a strong reason to align with that psychotic human called Richtofen?
Takeo: I am falling into darkness…
Starlight: Come…let me help you…
Cinder Fall: Looks like I’ll have to kill her again.
Wonder Woman: Your head will be her new speed-bag.
Pinkie Pie: Stop!!!
Nora Valkyrie: Hammer Time!!!
Hank Hill: You don’t deserve to even SAY the word “father”, jackass!
Sludge: Who, ease up…
Hank Hill: After I tear you a new one bigger than the Grand Canyon!!!
Pinkie Pie: Clone…
Sun Wukong (RWBY): …Battle…
Both: Party!!!
Kairi: I am not just a damsel in distress!
Bowser: At least Peach had some form of a personality.
Izuku: Oh my goodness, it’s Green Lantern!
Booster Gold: That’s Booster Gold squirt! Our costumes clearly look nothing alike!
Izuku: But you do kind of act like Guy Gardner.
Batman: “I’m Batman.”
Joker: “That piehole should be sewn shut!”
Pinkie Pie: “You’re not funny.”
Joker: “Hit me like you mean it, hero.”
Daybreaker: “Famous last words.”
Nightmare Moon:“I’m your worst nightmare!”
Green Arrow: “You really need to get laid.”
Superman: I refuse to let anyone suffer the same fate as Lois.
Jotaro: One word: Shazam.
Dio: Your little Regime is so full of hatred! You in particular would make a fantastic lieutenant!
Wonder Woman: What makes you think I’d turn on them?
Dio: Maybe your Kryptonian boytoy could help you decide.
Brainiac: This Stand of yours is quite powerful, correct?
Jotaro: Of course it is. What do you plan on doing to me?
Brainiac: This requires further research.
Joseph: Looks like you’re in need of some discipline my boy!
Robin: What’s an old man like you gonna do to the son of Batman?
Joseph: Do the words Hermit Purple strike anything within you?
Grodd: What an infernal haircut. Fitting for such a filthy creature.
Josuke: You better take that back Donkey Kong or Crazy Diamond won’t fix what I’m gonna break!
Grodd: Then I shall break you for associating me with that digital traitor!
Starfire: I can sense you are hurting underneath that frown of yours.
Jotaro: Can you blame me? I’ve lost friends to blonde psychopaths!
Starfire: Hopefully no blondes in my universe will be the psychotic.
Joseph: You’re not the Superman I grew up with! He fights for truth, justice and the American way!
Superman: I’ve changed a lot since starting the Regime.
Joseph: Maybe convincing some teenagers to not kill themselves oughta brighten you up a bit.
Darkseid: What is a braggart to a New God?
Dio: You do realize my name means “God” in Spanish.
Darkseid: Your name alone doesn’t mean you deserve such an ego.
Superman: And what makes you so sure of that?
Grogar: The only thing the Equestrians could do is banish me…
Thank god I saw the film before reading this. This made it more weep-inducing :’(
THANOS; And how exactly does that prevent me from using them to destroy you cretin?
FATHER BALDER; (Right eye starts glowing blue) Use your imagination.
RODIN: I can make a better weapon out of those gems than that dinky oven mitt.
THANOS: The Infinity Gauntlet is already the perfect weapon.
RODIN: And yet I’ll still be able to kill you and take your soul.
FROPPY: I have always wanted to meet my favorite hero.
SPIDERMAN: I get that much but why are we fighting again?
FROPPY: I wanna audition to be your sidekick!
KRATOS: Another worthless tyrant who calls himself king.
BLACK ADAM: I am a far more good king than your wretched father.
KRATOS: There is no such thing as a good god.
KRATOS: Hmph, you are every bit the daughter of Zeus.
WONDER WOMAN: And by that you mean I am the pinnacle of justice?
KRATOS: You are every bit the cruel, cowardly evil tyrant that he was.
THANOS: I know what it’s like to have your family’s blood on your hands.
KRATOS: HA! You willingly chose to kill your daughter, and you enjoyed it.
THANOS: No….I didn’t….!
JUNE MOONE: The best thing to do right now is run.
KRATOS: There is nowhere in the multiverse you can run where I can’t find you.
ENCHANTRESS: Challenge me at your own peril Ghost of Sparta!
KRATOS: Stand aside young one, I am going to kill Superman!
SUPERGIRL: What reason have you to kill a hero who has done no wrong?
KRATOS: Just how blind and bewitched by Diana’s lies are you child?
BLACK PANTHER: There is no need for you to intervene, we will handle this!
KRATOS: Even with Vibrainum at your disposal you have failed to stop the Kryptonian!
BLACK PANTHER: Only when we resort to your anarchy inducing methods will we truly fail….
HELLBOY: Oh Christ, what the fuck are you doing here?
KRATOS: I go wherever cruel gods reign supreme.
HELLBOY: The last thing we need is the Ghost of Sparta running loose!
BATMAN: Not all of the Regime needs to die.
KRATOS: Damian’s fate will be decided by his own actions.
BATMAN: I know, but I will still try to save him….
SPAWN: So you’re the monster that destroyed all of Olympus?
KRATOS: And I will destroy the Regime just as easily.
SPAWN: Last thing this world needs is more anarchy!
STARLIGHT GLIMMER: You cannot keep dealing with situations in such a brazen destructive manner!
KRATOS: You dare lecture me on acting so brazenly, you time traveling cultist?
STARLIGHT GLIMMER: Oh c’mon it’s been two seasons! Haven’t I made penance yet?!
KRATOS: That Infinity Gauntlet of yours is useless against me.
THANOS: Nothing short of intervention from the Sisters of Fate can stop me.
KRATOS: Funny you should mention those three witches I have killed….
BAYONETTA: Trying to steal my kill from me Spartan?
KRATOS: Better a Spartan handle the Kryptonian than some witch who treats everything like some childish game!
BAYONETTA: You want to play that badly? Then game on!
KRATOS: You have walked this earth for long enough Kryptonian!
SUPERMAN: I’m the only hope this chaotic world has for survival!
KRATOS: The world has no need for wicked, callous gods!
KRATOS: What can a mortal boy like you do against me?
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I’m sure I can figure something out using my Nitro Glycerin Sweat.
KRATOS: Absolutely useless against a demigod.
Edited
SUPERGIRL: Fair warning, this will hurt!
BAYONETTA: My angel wing clipping method often does…
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
GREEN ARROW: Shoot C4 right into the gun barrels of your Grenadier Bracers causing them to explode and take out both your arms.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER:
DARKSEID: You shall make a fine addition to my Furies.
JEANNE: Even the weakest Umbran Witch can eat your pitiful Furies for breakfast.
DARKSEID: All the more reason to break you for Granny Goodness…
BAYONETTA: Of all the cape and cowls to ask me to join their little club…
BATMAN: I have given Clark and his Regime all the chances to change I could.
BAYONETTA: Well first Bruce Wayne
DEKU: What reason do you have for seeking the power of One For All?
BRANIAC: I have already collected, studied and cataloged its counterpart, All For One.
DEKU: Ummm….okay then…shit…
BAYONETTA: Heard you’ve had your eyes on me for sometime.
THANOS: The only one I have eyes for is Death Herself.
BAYONETTA: As you’ll soon find out in a minute, I AM Death Herself.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
DEADSHOT: Shoot you in the back of the head while still standing right in front of you.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: That is literally impossible….
DEKU: You can’t seriously be asking you to side with Superman?
SUPERGIRL: He’s more like All Might than that despicable flying mouse.
DEKU: Sure didn’t act as such when he KILLED All Might.
BAYONETTA: And what exactly makes you a dangerous rose?
POISON IVY: My kiss can literally kill.
BAYONETTA: (YAWN) Boooorrrrriiiiing.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
RED HOOD: Douse you with gasoline and just let you kill yourself by accident.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: GODDAMMIT WHY AREN’T YOU QUIRKLESS PEOPLE AFRAID OF ME?!
DISCORD: You actually came here to test your meddle against me?
BAYONETTA: Well I didn’t come here for tea and cucumber sandwiches.
DISCORD: Pity, I just got a fresh stock of singing gin-sing…
RAIDEN: It will take more than wanting to bring down Superman to get me to trust you dark one.
JEANNE: The Umbran Witches live to uphold the balance of the world.
RAIDEN: I will need to test your resolve on the matter of balance.
BAYONETTA: So yet another “hero” who wants to touch me?
WONDER WOMAN: An unholy sinful creature like you deserves no quarter.
BAYONETTA: Let she who is without sin cast the first stone.
SPIKE THE DRAGON: You’ve stolen my role for the last time!
STARLIGHT GLIMMER: What the hell are you talking about?
SPIKE THE DRAGON: I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO SMACK THAT BOOK OUT OF TWILIGHT’S HOOVES!
RARITY: Oh please let me design a new outfit for you, it’ll be my treat.
BAYONETTA: I doubt a little pony would be able to dazzle such a high level diva as myself.
RARITY: Underestimate my passion for fashion at your own peril >:3
HELLBOY: Heard you’re the guy to see to get new toys.
RODIN: Oh the toy I could make with the Right Hand of Anum.
HELLBOY: Sorry pal, it’s not for sale.
BAYONETTA: We have to work together Albert Simmons.
SPAWN: You made a pact with Madame Butterfly, end of story.
BAYONETTA: Not all denizens of hell seek to destroy everything.
BRAINIAC: I have no interest in such a rudimentary subject.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: And just what is it about Deku that makes him a more interesting subject?
BRAINIAC: His powers cannot be replicated as easily as yours.
JUNE MOON: The best thing to do right now is run.
BAYONETTA: (Speaking with a demonic echo and eyes glowing) You’ve run from me far enough my sweat little Enchantress.
ENCHANTRESS: You’ll never take me alive Madame Butterfly!
BATMAN: Sorry kid but tryouts are closed.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: You picked that weakling Deku over me?
BATMAN: He isn’t a useless powder keg of teenage angst like you.
BAYONETTA: You sure you want to fuck with a witch?
BLACK MANTA: You’ll be my first kill of the day.
BAYONETTA: You’ll be my fifth kill of the last five minutes.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
CAPTAIN COLD: Remind you that you’re just a snot nosed angsty brat with the most boring powers I’ve ever seen.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: BORING?! I’LL SHOW YOU BORING!
BAYONETTA: Let me guess, “You’ll break me for Granny Goodness”?
DARKSEID: You’re sarcastic attitude cannot deny such an inevitability.
BAYONETTA: But haven already killed Granny Goodness ten minutes ago certainly will….
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
ROBIN: Cut your spine in such a spot that you lose function in both arms and legs rendering you a complete vegetable.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Yeah, well…..I’ll just blow you up…..
BRAINIAC: The Eyes of the World will be an exquisite piece of my collection.
BAYONETTA: A shame then that the Right Eye is forever lost.
BRAINIAC: An easily corrected oversight once I master time travel.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
JOKER: Make you laugh yourself to death with my Joker Toxin, just like I made your mother….
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What the fuck did you just say?
BAYONETTA: I don’t suppose I can take that Fusion Cannon for a spin?
MEGATRON: A mere fleshbag as yourself has no means of wielding Cybertronian Technology.
BAYONETTA: Oh trust me, I’ve handled much bigger than that…
RODIN: The Omega Beams are wasted on you.
DARKSEID: I am the only being in the multiverse that can possess such a power.
RODIN: Not after I’m done pounding your corpse into shape…
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
SCARECROW: Depends on how quickly my fear gas has coursed through your lungs since I first released it.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: ….wh….what….the….fuck….?!
BAYONETTA: You must realize by now you will never see Lois again?
SUPERMAN: And just what makes you so certain of that?
BAYONETTA: She is in Heaven, and you’re going to Hell.
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: What can a quirkless punk like you do against me?
BILLY BATSON: ….Shazam….
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Hey that’s straight up cheating!
Ruby Rose: Yeah, it’s my Dust.
Deadpool: GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!
Hellboy: Okay, wasn’t expecting this to happen…
Vader: The Dark Side within you will soon serve the Emperor.
Hellboy: Sorry, not for sale, bucket head!
DISCORD: Tall, chaotic and devilishly charming.
HELLBOY: Well I guess two out of three ain’t bad….
BRANIAC: After analysis, I know exactly which catagory to file you under.
ANDROID 21: And just where do I belong in your illustrious collection?
BRANIAC: The garbage disposal shute.
BLACK PANTHER: I will not allow you to use Vibranium for your hate drieven endevors.
BLACK MANTA: I’m doing what Wakanda is too chicken shit to do.
BLACK PANTHER: Says the coward who still refuses to accept his father’s death.
FRIEZA: Love what you’ve done with this planet.
SUPERMAN: I made it a safe haven from villains like you.
FRIEZA: All you’ve done is make it your personal litterbox.
HELLBOY: Just a heads up, the Candy Beam doesn’t work on me.
ANDROID 21: Is that so? Because you’re a true demon?
HELLBOY: Because I’ll have already kicked your ass into oblivion before you can even use it :3
BLACK PANTHER: Wakanda will not stand the presence of Kryptonians any longer.
SUPERGIRL: Even Wakanda needs heroes like me and Kal.
BLACK PANTHER: What use does humankind have for gods that only look down?
HELLBOY: Is that fashion accesory suppose to impress me?
THANOS: My Gauntlet allows me to control the Power of Infinity.
HELLBOY: Yeah? Well mine actually hurts.
BLACK PANTHER: Wakanda will be taking over for the Regime, we will protect this world.
SUPERMAN: When did Wakanda suddenly start caring about the rest of the world?
BLACK PANTHER: When you proved to the world that even gods can be incompetent.
Edited
SUPERMAN: Isn’t it your solemn duty to preserve balance in the world Avatar?
AVATAR KORRA: Your oppressive rule only causes imbalance!
GOKU: And why the sudden disinterest?
BRANIAC: I fear the conclusion I would find would be assinine.
Deadpool: Holds up a cheap cosplay Infinity Gauntlet I spent five minutes on Ebay.
Thanatos: I’m going to rip that insolent tongue from your head.
Deadpool: You know Lady Death likes me better right?
Thanatos: Fool! I posses the Infinity Gauntlet!
Deadpool: Eeyeah, if you need a toy to please a woman, you’re seriously screwed.
MILEENA: You’ll have to catch me first…. (pulls down mask) …before I catch you.
ANDROID 21: Eat or be eaten huh? Okay then…..
MILEENA: And thus the hunter becomes the prey.
ANDROID 21: And just how do you hope to eat me without a Candy Beam?
MILEENA: (pulls down mask) RAW AND WIGGLING.
(One Tasty Treat later)
ANDROID 21: NO-GYAAAAAAAGH x _ x
MILEENA: Eh, 20 out of 100, too much sugar.
Starlight Glimmer: If you think you can turn me against Twilight now, you’re wrong.
Palpatine: So be it…Starlight…