Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@SuperSupermario24  
Boring.

Samurai Jack.

@TheHappySpaceman  
I guess I should’ve put “just” before the word “animals” there.
 
@PonyPon  
It must be nice to know that it’s theoretically possible to have a _^legal relationship though.

Rule 63 Gwyndolin is just Gwyndolin without a penis.

@SuperSupermario24  
Awkward when they catch you looking at their chest or ass.

“The sad thing is, I can’t tell if you’re drunk or just pissed off.”  
“If I were pissed off, you fuckers would be dropping like flies in a frog pond!”

Why does Amazon still use Silverlight?

@Pacific Glow
 
Netflix does too if you’re using it on a web browser.

bunch of time travelling a-holes keep stabbing jesus christ with various blades to make ‘broadsword/kukri/katana/trident/x-acto knife of destiny’
 
absurdity level 1-10, how would it rate?

@OptimusPrimevil
 
Pretty absurd, even more so when they find out that stabbing Jesus actually taints/curses the weapon used because, you know, you’re stabbing the Son of God.

@YetAnotherBrony  
hence the ‘a-holes’ terminology instead of supervillains. not even hardcore supervillains will be THAT crazy.

Bee Movie Meme time!
 
One Bad Apple but every time a filly speaks it’s followed by the entire Ice Age Pentology but every word with the letter D in it is the Shrek tetralogy but every second green is in the frame it plays the entire Bee Movie but every word with the letter B in it is replaced with the entire Toy Story trilogy but every second green is in the frame it plays the Nutshack theme but every “Nutshack” is replaced with We Are Number One but every “one” is someone reading the entire Bee Movie script but every “bee” is replaced with the Sans is Ness video but every proper noun is Mr. Enter’s review of One Bad Apple but every time a filly speaks the entire Babs Seed song plays but every “Babs” is replaced with Pony.mov but every second Spike is on screen is replaced with The Simpsons Movie but every word with the letter H in it is replaced with both Spongebob movies but every word starting with a vowel is replaced with Rescue at Midnight Castle but every monosyllabic word is replaced with the Smile Song but every “Smile” is replaced with “What is Touhou?” but every “Touhou” is Tentacolino.

@Wiimeiser
 
Someone on Reddit did the math on something crazy like that and the final video ended up being over 1500 years long.

I wonder if I have enough leverage to get this new hire fired. I have never been this pissed off at work before since they came along.

I learn that during the move to rights to Latinos in America, the females weren’t given credit, so they stopped sleeping with the guys. It was extremely effective.

I want one of those kitchens that has a big island in the middle. I figure that means I need to buy a house that costs a lot of money dollars.

My Parents have no good DVDs.

@Shepherd  
Than get some.

Adidas. All Day I Dream About Stools.

@Meanlucario
 
I did, I forgot to grab them.
 
I also bought the Iron Giant and the Matrix. Maybe not no good movies, just some backup resentment from 2015 when mom made me think I wasn’t going on vacation when I couldn’t get enough DVDs I could stand to fill a storage case.
 
We opened that thing for the first time scene then. I would have remembered them all if mom gave me a minute.

My Avatar is Elisa now.

@Shepherd  
You just had to let Shepard go?

Queen is the only band I can think of who managed to write a legitimately emotional song about the time dilation effect in Einstein’s special theory of relativity.
 
Though the fact that Brian May is an astrophysicist with a PhD probably has something to do with it.

LIFE HACK: pepper some powdered soup onto popcorn and enjoy.

@BadgingBadger
 
I thought you said powered soap.