Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I’m dead, in a coma, in a snowglobe, and in someone’s imagination all at once; that’s why I never age.

@Pacific Glow  
50 shades of grey: the musical and My Little Porny: Fucking is Magic

Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?

@BadgingBadger  
Yes he does.

I have come to the conclusion that dragons are super dumb, and dinosaurs are the best.
 
All must refer to me as Dinosaur-horse.

Nobody in this world is actually degenerate.

@Dragonpone  
I fully support your new identity.

My old desktop is getting sudden moments of just completely freezing up. Is it dying?

@Wiimeiser  
Happy April fools day?

 
When someone asks for a couple ice cubes and you only put in one.

 
For me, it’s more of romantic interaction than friendly/family.

 
When it comes to pranks, I try to be like Spongebob.

@Meanlucario  
Awww, good kitty. Cheetahs are so pretty.

Can’t wait to see the Best Friends play Ringed City.
 
@Nightweaver20xx  
Most cats are cute to me.

The LOL WUT pear (The Biting Pear of Salamanca) was created in 2006. Its kinda weird seeing that around again.

Happy National Fake News Day!

@Holofan4life  
Good I’ll ask for couple ice cubes in my drink and all I get is one.

How do I get a April Fool badge?

@Meanlucario
 
Read carefully this.

@TheAnonShy  
Thanks.

@Shepherd  
It hasn’t happened since I booted up this morning, so it could be a memory thing, or the fact I uninstalled SimCity 4 (the old disc-based version that won’t work anymore, I plan to install the GOG version) and didn’t bother to restart…

In the Overwatch Animated Actors world, Mei is the closest to her canon version, and feels guilty over her style of fighting.

I feel like the world is getting closer to Ending A every day. Ending A is the bad ending.

What do you call a chemist who does lewd things for money?

a PROUSTitute!