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Wiimeiser 
(Foil Hat)
If Peace and Love to Please Everyone affects characters on both extreme ends (Or just opposite ends of the political or alignment spectrum, this may vary) the spell effect is countered entirely, as though it was retroactively never cast, and the caster must make a wisdom saving throw against a DC equal to the combined intelligence scores (NOT bonuses or modifiers) of all extremist parties minus the caster’s combined charisma, wisdom and intelligence scores (NOT bonuses or modifiers) and constitution modifier. If the save fails, the caster takes psychic damage equal to the combined wisdom scores of the extremists divided by the caster’s charisma modifier, plus the amount the save failed by, plus the product of the highest level among the extremists and Pi rounded to the nearest whole number. If the caster rolls a 1 on the saving throw or takes damage that would overkill them by more than their wisdom stat, they explode in a spectacular shower of gibs and create a massive shockwave.
- The first wave is instantaneous upon the save failure/explosion and behaves as if the caster cast the Shockwave utterance (A violent shock wave travels through the air. Creatures within a 200 foot radius must make Constitution saves or be knocked prone and take 1d4 bludgeoning damage (non-lethal). Creatures in the air fall 30 feet.)
- The second wave occurs 1 round later. All reasonably reachable creatures in a 1,000,000 foot radius are affected by the Magic Missile spell if it was individually cast on each creature in this radius in a 6th-level spell slot. Additionally, all living creatures within 87 feet must make a constitution save against DC 19, if they fail, they contract COVID-19 and immediately begin displaying symptoms. This wave travels at the speed of sound.
- The third wave occurs 1 round later. All creatures in a 526906 foot radius must make a save for whichever of intelligence or wisdom is higher against DC 23 or become enraged and start attacking everything in sight. This wave travels at the speed of sound.
- The fourth wave occurs 1 round later. All creatures within 1 Parsec take 3 radiant damage and must make a constitution save against DC 7. Failure results in suffering a 1 second loss of brain function. Within 50,000,000 feet, the radiant damage is increased by D6D6 if the save fails and the save DC is upped to 12. This wave travels at the speed of light and is eleven dimensional.
- The 5th wave occurs 1 round later. At this point, a void 1ft in diameter manifests at the caster’s location of death. The 5th wave itself travels at the speed of sound and causes loose objects to shake. Additionally, all living creatures within 87 feet must make a constitution save, if they fail, they are polymorphed into a cheese wheel under the Baleful Polymorph rules. They retain their constitution score and will, and their diameter in inches is equal to their strength score.
- The void can be dispelled by casting Dispel Magic, the void is an 80th-level effect. If not dispelled it begins expanding at a rate of 26 feet per round after an hour.
- The 6th wave occurs once every 90 seconds after the 5th wave until the void begins expanding. It travels at the speed of light for 5 light hours and deals 1 damage to every creature it passes through.
- Once the diameter of the void has reached 2 million feet, it begins to expand 11-dimensionally at the speed of light if not faster. All of reality is then destroyed.
Don't 
Get up and Jump
@TheHappySpaceman
My name is Selaphiel Uchiha. I hate a lot of things like Oranges, and I don’t particularly like anything except for Pomegranates. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I’m going to restore this thread , and kill a certain STUPID someone.
Dex Stewart 
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
I just learned that “Daddy Long legs” in Italian is “Papa Gambalunga”.
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