Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

And no Selaphiel, don’t you ever bring that Padoru degeneracy here.

@NitroFury  

@NitroFury
 
@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
 

Crystal  
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

@Myoozik
 

@Shepherd  
Never heard “Once in a Lifetime” by the Talking Heads, eh?

@TheHappySpaceman  
Flashbacks to 6 year old me sitting in the back of our Mercedes convertible with that song blasting.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Don’t forget about them blaming humanity for this.

Face down ass up.
 

Liar liar pants Jon Cryer.

Is it weird that I have a thing for blondes? They – including the guys – look so cute!
 

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ
 
Tohru, though
 
@HorsesandMuchMOAR
 
No, not really

I robbed another grocery store in Vice City by slaying the storekeeper with a sword
 
I ran off with only $100 :(

@RhodieNite
 
God, I miss Vice City

@Dirty Bit
 
Speaking of Florida, this work of mine was inspired by an episode of GrayStillPlays:
 

@Dirty Bit
 
Vice City Stories, not the original
 
Robbery in this game is only a gimmick, it’s not even a side mission (except if you run an extortion business)

♪ Somebody once told me hands of my Macaroni  
Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found dead ♪

If Jenny cracks corn and no one cares, why does she keep doing it?

“SPEEN”

You know how classical angels look like fucking monsters?
 
Well what if they were actually part of some eldritch race that just looked not-ugly enough to prehistoric people to gain worship?
 
And to really lean into that, Jesus was just a regular dude who fell in with them and became a sort of eldritch-adjacent person and if you were to view him or an incarnation of him, the only hint to this would be his appearance.
 
Always the long hair and fit look, but different color hair and skin every time he’s viewed.
 
Not consistent among observers, even those viewing him at the same time.

Here’s a touchin’ story:  
Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after.  
The end.

@WyrmSpawN  
May I ask what accounts about Jesus’ appearance you’re referring to?