Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Selaphiel  
Poms are extinct.

@MagpulPony  
And YOU will soon follow!

@Selaphiel  
So you admit to their extinction. Good, very good. This is progress.

@MagpulPony  
I will use your extinction to bring them back.

#JusticeForCarolyn

The Virgin Nostalgia Critic vs. the Chad JonTron.

@Selaphiel  
Sorry, that weapons program is unavailable to you, Canadian.

Kind of a neat little detail I noticed in the TV show The Expanse of the paintjob on one of the spacecraft. Surprisingly high budget and detailed series, too.

FUCK AMERICA

@Selaphiel  

@NitroFury  
More like Canada when they about to burn down the White House

I am an alien  
I am a legal alien  
I am an Englishman in New York

STUPID

@Selaphiel  
Yes you are. Affirmative. Correct. Yeah that’s right.

Sear is a Silog!

@Selaphiel  
 
 
 
 

Looks like I chased everyone off.

I don’t want to work, I want to bang on the drum all day!

@Myoozik  
Well, it’s important to me that you know you are free, ‘cause I never want to make you change for me.

This ship can exclusively play a Frank Sinatra song and Imperial March through it’s musical horns.
 

I’m getting a Galaxy M31 today
 
prepare for “2 hours charge, 2 days power”

@RhodieNite  
Well, back in the old day when we still used this phone.
 

 
We only need to charge the phone once or twice a week. Looks like we are now starting to get to that point now.

@Cyan Lightning
 
We’re going back to the glorious era of long battery life