Crazy Headcanons

There’s a machine kingdom underground, but ponies don’t know that.

G1, Wind Whistler was mistaken about the Dell Dwellers MAKING the plants sprout; they only accelerated the process.

Rarity unlike other equines doesn’t munch grass because green is an awful color.

@Twi Clown
And she also has a rare third set of cones in her eyes. (Called “Megan’s eyes” as a reference to the fact that trichromic vision is the norm for yahoos)

The phazon in a mare’s snowpity can be charged with melange (aka sarlacc milt) to enable FTL travel.

in ancient times the gryphon and hippogriff empires rose to prominence because their claws could be used for ear scritchies and belly wubs.

Even since Princess Platinum times, unicorns for reasons no one understands value dancing so much.
Which might explain some weird Twilight Sparkle moments and Rarity’s physical precision.

Suggestive and semi-grimdark:
In the Big Dream, the Tantabus scared Minty by turning a hedge into a foal molester she recognized from the Royal Bureau of Investigation’s Most Wanted List, and having him eyeing up her son Crackle Pop and granddaughter Dinky.
Doing so also put her in a fighting mood, however.

Headcanon: The magic of friendship causes ponies to emit a field that magically translates any spoken language. Think about it, the ponies visit many non-pony peoples in their adventures, dragons, yaks, griffins, and kirin to name a few, and they all speak the same language. The closest we get to a foreign language is when we encounter Zecora, who was talking to herself at the time. The moment the ponies start talking to Zecora she speaks the same language as them.
I say this only applies to spoken languages because Twilight needs to translate the “Old Ponish” written by Star Swirl, but once he arrives in the modern day he needs no translation when speaking.

Fire Flowers do exist in Equestria.

At the end of “A Canterlot Wedding Part 2”, Derpy had a temporary limp from injuries sustained in the fighting.

Twilight Sparkle knows to write in latin and greek languages…too bad she hasn’t found anyone who understand her writtings.

MLP Analysis: Lightning Bliss and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did destroy the bread monster in “Higitus Figitus”, but Blissy accidentally brought another one into existence in “The Magic Satchel”.

Knuckerbocker gets the summons for the Gauntlet of Fire in chapter 2 of Daring Do and the Seven-Sided Chest. His distraction costs the life of a recurring character named Bravado.

So what do I think when all of the storm creatures leave they go to their training grounds mess hall and dorms their army they take off their armor in the locker rooms have a shower after a rest they leave the realm and the academy that they train for a new home.

Celestia’s non-dessert favorite food are noodles.

Fume And His 2 Brothers Have Found A Rowe That Could Be Found Outside Of The Dragonlands and into the forest once they hid it they stroll around together and had fun while hiding it form the others

G5/MLP Analysis: When archaeologists found the Ponyville cemetery, Casper Cake’s bones were irksome somehow!

Ocellus was born as a Gamergate-this is the primary reason why her biggest fear is growing up to be just like Queen Chrysalis.

Lyra hates ghosts.

No, she’s not afraid of them, she HATES ghost…for some reason.

MLP Analysis: Rarity was eventually dissuaded from trying to dress Lightning Bliss up like G3 Dashie.

I’ve got a similar headcanon that Chrysalis plays online games as an anon and constantly calls other players racial slurs for changelings despite having the username bugqueen69

@harasha456
So dj pon 3 and Octavio when into a dream where they had 500,002,400 white anthropomorphic white male goats dressed in black suits with black bow ties the 2400 who have violins violas cellos and base are they only string group and the 500 million are the choir and the one with the same attire is the cunductor with an eyeglass

Cozy Glow came from a noble family who was brought low in the modern era. They were believers of pegasus militancy and tried to make Cloudsdale the capital. It failed and the family line was no longer prominent.

Cozy while not really a pegasus supremacist, did always look to the ambitions of her family with glowing eyes.

She likes to read military book, political coups, and so on.

Applebloom often uses math to annoy her older sister.