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Background Pony #B540
Anyone else fed up with those cutesy but with a 2spooky 22edgy44me “dark side” characters?
Background Pony #B540
@Dr Outback
An adult-oriented animated movie. Haven’t seen one in a while. Just pray that people don’t go up in arms and scream “blaaaaah this shit is why I watch kid’s shows. I’m unironically asserting my superiority over my taste in cartoons.”
An adult-oriented animated movie. Haven’t seen one in a while. Just pray that people don’t go up in arms and scream “blaaaaah this shit is why I watch kid’s shows. I’m unironically asserting my superiority over my taste in cartoons.”
Icicle Niceicle 1517 
Ocs,Boops,Tickles&Memes
@Grieffon
Supposedly, the first ever 3D adult animated comedy film made by a major studio.
Supposedly, the first ever 3D adult animated comedy film made by a major studio.
Icicle Niceicle 1517
Ocs,Boops,Tickles&Memes
@HighRollerHydra
huh. Dint know that.
How much do you wanna bet they would be doing a Disney song, but the lyrics would be replaced to make it very vulgar?
huh. Dint know that.
How much do you wanna bet they would be doing a Disney song, but the lyrics would be replaced to make it very vulgar?
Death2
YOU WILL BOW TO ME.
@ice1517
I’ve…already read the script (which got leaked during the Sony hack of 2014, and I mainly wanted to see if they had any jabs toward people with autism like me), and the first song about the “Great Beyond”, where the food believes to be like the afterlife after being purchased and exiting the store…yeah, there’s swears in it. Actually, it seems to be the ONLY sing-along.
And no, there didn’t appear to be any jokes about mental disabilities. I guess Seth has a heart, after all.
I’ve…already read the script (which got leaked during the Sony hack of 2014, and I mainly wanted to see if they had any jabs toward people with autism like me), and the first song about the “Great Beyond”, where the food believes to be like the afterlife after being purchased and exiting the store…yeah, there’s swears in it. Actually, it seems to be the ONLY sing-along.
And no, there didn’t appear to be any jokes about mental disabilities. I guess Seth has a heart, after all.
OptimusPrimevil
so has anyone made a luna loud = luna with royal canterlot voice jokes yet? I’m bad at delivering them.
Death2
YOU WILL BOW TO ME.
Here’s some important details I’ve found about the “Sausage Party” script, major spoiler alert. Some of it MIGHT have changed in the years between, I bet.
First, Brenda (hot dog bun) and Frank (sausage) accidentally get left in the supermarket when they fell out of their packaging, which was formed from when they “touched tips”, or fingertips even though the song said they were supposed to stay in their packages until they get purchased, which was to prevent the suicide of a jar of Honey Mustard, who was bought but returned when the human needed regular Mustard.
Second, Barry (the deformed sausage who is only half the size of his friends) manages to escape the carnage and ends up getting carried home by a druggie, who injects himself with heroin, and thus manages to communicate with the food. And a roll of toilet paper is still scarred from what the druggie did to him.
A bottle of Douche will be the villain of the movie, who seeks revenge against Frank during the suicide-prevention scene, who accidentally tore off his flower tab, de-flowering him. He recruits some rats in his plot to kill Frank.
Frank learns from a bottle of Firewater liquor that the food had already known what humans do to them back in the 1950s, but he and some non-perishables like a Twinkie, a box of rice and canned tuna made up a song to calm them down and make them believe that their wildest and wettest dreams will come true outside the market.
Frank rescues Brenda, Sammy (bagel), Lavash (lavash wrap) and Teresa (a lesbian taco) from Douche, and after showing them a cookbook of the foods getting slaughtered, they decide to fuck it all. Literally, they have a major orgy. A food orgy.
Frank delivers the evidence through the store, and Barry returns announcing that the “Gods” (the humans) aren’t as immortal as they believe. So they prep themselves for the ultimate showdown to save their skins, and they inject all the humans, both employees and shoppers, with the heroin Barry stole, allowing them to actually kill the humans.
Then Douche tries to actually EAT Frank, but meets his end when he gets shoved into the butthole of Darren, a teenager working the market who’s referred to as the “Dark Lord” because he throws away expired food products. Then the two are launched away by a tank of propane gas, which explodes and covers the store in blood.
Lavash sacrifices himself to choke a Rabbi.
And…yeah…
First, Brenda (hot dog bun) and Frank (sausage) accidentally get left in the supermarket when they fell out of their packaging, which was formed from when they “touched tips”, or fingertips even though the song said they were supposed to stay in their packages until they get purchased, which was to prevent the suicide of a jar of Honey Mustard, who was bought but returned when the human needed regular Mustard.
Second, Barry (the deformed sausage who is only half the size of his friends) manages to escape the carnage and ends up getting carried home by a druggie, who injects himself with heroin, and thus manages to communicate with the food. And a roll of toilet paper is still scarred from what the druggie did to him.
A bottle of Douche will be the villain of the movie, who seeks revenge against Frank during the suicide-prevention scene, who accidentally tore off his flower tab, de-flowering him. He recruits some rats in his plot to kill Frank.
Frank learns from a bottle of Firewater liquor that the food had already known what humans do to them back in the 1950s, but he and some non-perishables like a Twinkie, a box of rice and canned tuna made up a song to calm them down and make them believe that their wildest and wettest dreams will come true outside the market.
Frank rescues Brenda, Sammy (bagel), Lavash (lavash wrap) and Teresa (a lesbian taco) from Douche, and after showing them a cookbook of the foods getting slaughtered, they decide to fuck it all. Literally, they have a major orgy. A food orgy.
Frank delivers the evidence through the store, and Barry returns announcing that the “Gods” (the humans) aren’t as immortal as they believe. So they prep themselves for the ultimate showdown to save their skins, and they inject all the humans, both employees and shoppers, with the heroin Barry stole, allowing them to actually kill the humans.
Then Douche tries to actually EAT Frank, but meets his end when he gets shoved into the butthole of Darren, a teenager working the market who’s referred to as the “Dark Lord” because he throws away expired food products. Then the two are launched away by a tank of propane gas, which explodes and covers the store in blood.
Lavash sacrifices himself to choke a Rabbi.
And…yeah…
Jarkes
GOKAAAAI... SILVER!
@HighRollerHydra
You sound like you’d get along great with my brother. He loves watching bad movies so that he can have fun with how bad they are.
You sound like you’d get along great with my brother. He loves watching bad movies so that he can have fun with how bad they are.
Ardashir
@HighRollerHydra
This (meaning that story synopsis) is a joke, right?
This sounds worse than that planned Three Stooges movie Make Mine Manila in which the boys go through the Bataan Death March, the Rape of Manila, and guerrilla warfare against Imperial Japan in the Philippines. “High”light of the movie: Larry goes in drag to escape a POW camp, only to get dragged off and raped by a drunken Japanese sergeant. Upon his return to Moe and Curly Joe (this film would have been shot in the late 60’s) Larry complains that “I kept sayin’ ‘No’, but he just wouldn’t stop!” Then Moe belts him for being a whore. I Am Not Making This Up.
This (meaning that story synopsis) is a joke, right?
This sounds worse than that planned Three Stooges movie Make Mine Manila in which the boys go through the Bataan Death March, the Rape of Manila, and guerrilla warfare against Imperial Japan in the Philippines. “High”light of the movie: Larry goes in drag to escape a POW camp, only to get dragged off and raped by a drunken Japanese sergeant. Upon his return to Moe and Curly Joe (this film would have been shot in the late 60’s) Larry complains that “I kept sayin’ ‘No’, but he just wouldn’t stop!” Then Moe belts him for being a whore. I Am Not Making This Up.
Ardashir
@OptimusPrimevil
Oh, that movie was for real, almost – I’ve seen a copy of the script at the “Stoogeum” (Philadelphia-area Three Stooges museum). It was going to be shot in the Philippines back in 1970, which given memories of Japanese occupation sounds like it would have been a recipe for disaster. But Emil Sitka, who was going to be playing Larry, acted like a total prima donna during a meeting with the hoped for backers and it all fell through.
I can post a lengthier description of the planned movie here if anyone’s interested.
Oh, that movie was for real, almost – I’ve seen a copy of the script at the “Stoogeum” (Philadelphia-area Three Stooges museum). It was going to be shot in the Philippines back in 1970, which given memories of Japanese occupation sounds like it would have been a recipe for disaster. But Emil Sitka, who was going to be playing Larry, acted like a total prima donna during a meeting with the hoped for backers and it all fell through.
I can post a lengthier description of the planned movie here if anyone’s interested.
OptimusPrimevil
@Ardashir
1970s, I think Hiroo Onoda (WWII straggler) was still in his island at that time.
1970s, I think Hiroo Onoda (WWII straggler) was still in his island at that time.
Death2
YOU WILL BOW TO ME.
Sony Pictures Animation is making a movie based on emojis.
Yes. The smiley face, the turd, the heart…a movie about those Facebook symbols.
Yes. The smiley face, the turd, the heart…a movie about those Facebook symbols.
Background Pony #6313
It’s at moments like this that I realize that despite all the movies I’ve seen that have Seth Rogen in them, I cannot really remember any I actually thought were all that funny. Or enjoyable. I guess I personally just really don’t share his sense of humor on things.
@HighRollerHydra
WowThat sounds like the most retarded thing in the planet.
It’s at moments like this that I realize that despite all the movies I’ve seen that have Seth Rogen in them, I cannot really remember any I actually thought were all that funny. Or enjoyable. I guess I personally just really don’t share his sense of humor on things.
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