@Impossible9
 
My German friend came up with five different ways to translate the phrase, all of which are as correct as the others. And each one having their own case they could be translated in. We talked for a bit on which one was best and narrowed it down to two which were considered the most natural. He did tell me what this one meant, so I knew going in. This also had - of the final two - the better flow because it was shorter and simpler: the other we had was some nine to ten words long and I was afraid it’d be too much of a cluster fuck for a simple design as this.

>Playing Wolfenstein  
>Opens computers  
>Enters derpibooru  
Now WE are talking :3

But now it says “If you don’t sleep you can’t have a nightmare.” which is missing the point entirely. It should be “Wer niemals träumt kann keinen Albtraum haben.”

@Background Pony #C63D  
It’s been a while since I had used it to any large effect, outside of single words. Though a couple German-speaking friends said it was good enough, so I went along with it.

Or whatever BJ went through :/

So this would be a world where Fluttershy fled the cutiemarkless place and went into a coma and had to save the world AWESOME

The downside of knowing German is being able to spot the bad German.

If you factor in the… imperfections, it could be translated as something like: “You not having nightmare, if you not dreem.”