Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Badheart  
They get kicked in the ass.

Anyone else fine with the idea of dicking down a trap?

@Background Pony #189B  
You are speaking as if everyone on this site, in this thread, is a heterosexual male.

@Background Pony #189B  
I rather not fuck a guy, so not me.

@LightningBolt  
If it was a pretty emo boy, I think you would be down for giving him some dick.

@Meanlucario  
I mean that goes without saying. :v

@LightningBolt  
I apologize if that’s offensive in any way, but it is a question to other hetero or non hetero males. Just a question anyone can answer or ignore to their leisure.

@Background Pony #B256  
Aristotelianism ftw.

First base is best base.

@pixel  
In my rules you’re not even on the field until you’re balls deep in his asshole

@Background Pony #B256  
Does that mean the catcher’s not on the field?

@Shepherd  
She could join lol

I need a crazy bitch

@Badheart  
Never stick it in a crazy.

@Meanlucario  
Tell it to an Anarchist.

@Badheart  
Actual crazy.
 
Not evil crazy.

@Meanlucario  
Lesson hard earned

 
Me before masturbating to my own reflection

@Meanlucario  

 
Wait, what?
 
I’m two months late, but what?

@TheHappySpaceman  
I swear you responded to that when I post it.

Turkey Butthole.

@Meanlucario  
I don’t remember.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Looks like it was in another thread, and I post it here to continue my joke.