Demo: Paper (Paper Champion)
Reason: I started drawing (digitally technically), I enjoyed Paper Mario (before the higher-ups at Nintendo tore him apart) and even though you can bash people in the head with rocks or stab them with scissors, if there’s anything elementary school taught me, paper cuts are incredibly painful.
Splatfest 1: Grub (Grub Ruler)
Reason: If I were on a deserted island, I don’t think I would be able to handle eating the island’s fruit or veggies due to my “food aversion”, a condition common in people with autism, due to the foods having a texture that I’m not used to, so I would gag instead. “Grub” would provide me with familiar foods like donuts and pizza.
So yeah, none of them have anything to do with the hosts.