Crazy Headcanons

The Equestria Girls world is a not an offshoot of the pony universe, The pony universe is actually an offshoot of the Equestria Girls world. One of many.

@Princess♠Molestia  
Equestria Girls shares the setting of Transformers Prime and Rescue Bots.
 
Sunset Shimmer is grabbing by Agent Fowler under suspicion of having Cybertronian artifacts, and gets tossed in a holding cell when her claims of being a unicorn from another world gets confused with claiming to be the Unicron of another world.
 
Anyway…
 
Being pinto is the pony equivalent to being ginger. Some kids back in Trottingham would accuse him of having no soul.
 
So far, Doctor Whooves hasn’t been pinto, but he has been a gryphon. And a minotaur, and a mule, and a cow, but those last three were only in that charity comedy short.

The reason Celestia and Luna re still princesses is because they’re mother is still technically queen, but the reason we never see her is because she became a witch and went to rule another land.
 
Also, she’s responsible for a good portion of the shit that happens to Ponyville (Cerberus for example).

Cadance is incredibly racist against minotaurs.
 
Gilda’s mother and younger sister are both Keythongs.  
She inherited griffin-ness from her dad.

Everytime Twilight dances, some kind of catastrophe happens in Ponyville (but never affects her home).

Some Equestrian Ponies who were part of the Equestrian Forces disappeared along with the Crystal Ponies after the Celestial Sisters liberated the Crystal Empire from Sombra. That was why you see some non-cystal ponies in the Crystal Empire in Se03e01 and 02.
 
The Crystal Ponies once hired Gryphon Mercenaries for their prowess in battle. That was why they have gryphon statues everywhere.

@Sjogre  

 
I never understood the whole “gingers have no souls” thing. Why would hair color make a difference? If you’re an atheist, then nobody would have souls. If you’re religious, then everyone would have souls.

@YetAnotherBrony  
Its a South Park joke.

@YetAnotherBrony  
As far as I know, it’s never made sense. That line from South Park made me laugh, that’s all.

@gasmaskangel  

 
@Sjogre  

 
Yeah, it’s funny, but I’ve seen people take this way too far, actively insisting that yes, red hair means you have no soul.

@YetAnotherBrony  
I’ve seen that too, and I always have to point out that they’re echoing a sentiment expressed by CARTMAN. In most cases the people involved say something in response that makes me want to cut off all contact with them.

Twilight can’t dance.  
Oh wait, of course she can’t.
 
CANON

@gasmaskangel  
Did South Park ever do an episode mocking the Brony phenomenon? For awhile, I remember everyone in the fandom bracing for it, but I don’t think it ever came.

@Trickquestion  
Nope. They’ve yet to sight us.
 
Maybe they don’t see us as viable prey.

@Trickquestion  
Hell if I know, I haven’t watched South Park in a couple years. I don’t think they did, because we would have been flooded with screen caps and porn of the episode.

@YetAnotherBrony  
I’m a daywalker and definitely have no soul

@Whatevs  
Well we all knew that. It seems more like a Whatevs specific situation though.

I don’t know what you guys are discussing about.  
But I’ll tell you this.  
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I forgot what it was.  
Let’s just go with the idea of someone here NOT liking pie.

@HJSDGCE
 
 
I like cake better.

@gasmaskangel  
I’ll be taking your soul

@Whatevs  
Ooo sorry, but I already sold my soul for wicked awesome blues guitar skills. You’ll have to take the matter up with Satan.
 
Edit: Rarity sold her soul to pony Satan for wicked awesome skill at fashion.
 
 
Why do I keep using the phrase wicked awesome?

If Unicorns can use traditional wizard magic
 
Pegasi can use weather control
 
Earth Ponies should have the highest concetration of Chi which allows then to do certain “kamehameha” or “hadoken” type of techniques. If they trained hard enough and cut are cut out to perform those techniques.

@SeraphimDawn  
Only Granny Smith and Apple Bloom can do the Kaneighhaneighha.
 
Granny smith gets really buff when she does. Apple Bloom learned by watching and got it on her first try, destroyed an apple cart and everything.

@SeraphimDawn  
That’s silly. Get out.

@Whatevs  
“Crazy Headcanons”
 
That is kinda the point, dude.