The Evil Council Shenanigans (Possible NSFW Material)

@Dr_Robotpony  
(The gunship makes a turn upwards and performs a sharp roll, overwhelming one missile, but slows the gunship down. As it still performs the roll, a second missile smashes into the gunship’s canopy, destroying it’s entire cockpit. The remains of the gunship plummet towards the ground and crash)

@coriolis17  
Guard Captain: Crisis averted, now we will land in hanger 28B.

@Dr_Robotpony  
(collapses onto a seat, takes a deep breath, and mutters)
 
Mirage: Nair mair shall it see the sun…  
For ye fell to their gun…  
Lets just get off this Celestia forsaken aircraft.

@coriolis17  

@Dr_Robotpony  
(grabs his attache case, walks off of the transport with his legs shaking, then feels his helmet which has a large crack on it)  
Mirage:My helmet’s shattered, oh well. Ground, I missed you so much. Unicorns ain’t meant to be in the skies!

@coriolis17  

@Dr_Robotpony  
(feels his neck, which hurts from the concussion that shattered his helmet)  
Mirage: Carving up the world, sir?

@coriolis17  
Blitzcrank: I’m risking enough by having you here, you had better make this worth my time.

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: If your mad about that “cheetah” gunship fiasco, I didn’t make the computer that controls it. I only made the craft, installed the computer, and oversaw it’s initial deployment. After that I was ordered to contact you. When I activated the beacon I was told that the gunship was flying off-course and towards my location, so it’s IFF sensors probably couldn’t tell who the beacon belonged to. I got on the transport, it saw us and thought we were a foe, and then all hay broke loose.
 
OOC: IFF means Identification, Friend or Foe

@coriolis17  
Blitzcrank: I don’t care about that pile of scrape out there, I’m risking more then your pitiful life here.

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: Well, I was sent here to build weapons and hunt down any resistance.  
Basically, I’m here to kill for you, and win through attrition.

@coriolis17  
Blitzcrank: You’ll have to prove to me that you’re worth it.

@Dr_Robotpony  
(Looks around and sees a few guards standing at parade stance around the room, he then walks over to one an looks closely at him, quickly shoots the guard with a small side-arm, whirls him around as a shield while then methodically shooting every guard in the room. He then finally throws the guard he was using as a shield onto the ground and kicks the guard’s neck so hard that his body slides off a few feet)
 
Mirage: I’m going to need a lab, and a shipment of cordite gunpowder for the job, please. Oh and some guys…well not these guys cause well, you know.
 
(kicks the spine of one guard to stop him from twitching)

@coriolis17  
Blitzcrank: So you killed a few robots, that is not proof enough.

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: Then allow me to show you some of my tools of the trade.
 
(opens up the case he has been carrying and displays three canisters containing three different chemical agents labeled Sklarr, Chlorazine, and Kuff-11)
 
Mirage: When I use this stuff, its like one big magic act. I release this on a problem, and POOF! all the problems are handled.

@coriolis17  
Blitzcrank: You better explain what it does.

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: The chlorazine is lethal to griffins, pegasi, and just about anything else with an extremely high metabolism.
 
The Sklarr is an asphyxiant that has high diffusibility through lungs, and can kill by clotting blood. Strangely, if the blood doesn’t clot, it causes bleeding in the brain. So, while some just go quiet, others go quietly nuts.
 
And, there is the kuff-11 gas which dissolves living tissue into a red vapor and corrodes through anything in it’s way.

@coriolis17  
Blitzcrank: The chemical bots could make good use of those, I’ll set you up in a lab and give you a chance.

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mirage: Thank you, sir. Oh and sir, I’ll need a variety of test sites, preferably just small towns with populations of 35 to 150 for three reasons:
 
To serve as an intimidation tactic.
 
To evaluate new weapons.
 
And, to draw any resistance fighters.  
Though some drawn out may or may not just be scared guerrilla fighters.

@coriolis17  
Blitzcrank: I’ll see what I can do.
 
OOC: I might make a boz post tomorrow.

@Dr_Robotpony  
OOC: Alright, see ya.

OOC: Here, though I don’t feel it much.

OOC: Let’s see how well this works.
 

@Dr_Robotpony  
OOC: Let the text flow through you.

@boz  
OOC: Is there gonna be a light and dark side of the text?