Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]
Background Pony #07A7
@Dashiefluffywaifu
Escort charged $300 for half an hour and even though it wasn’t very wise to I brought her back to my apartment instead of a motel/hotel room (you should always use a neutral location when possible, I didn’t simply because I didn’t have enough money). She was a stripper at a strip club I’ve occasionally gone to and I found out that some of the girls there sometimes escort on the side, and after meeting up with her we set a date and around three months ago was when it happened.
I didn’t last anywhere near the thirty minutes, anyone who says they did when they were a virgin is lying. I think altogether the whole experience was maybe half that. I nearly came during the blowjob and had to tell her to slow down which was pretty embarrassing, after that she got on top and rode me for a while before finishing things off in missionary. Really, I’ve edged myself for hours before while watching porn before ejaculating but this was different, pretty much as soon as I was in her pussy I was fighting hard to not cum. After it was over she went into the bathroom to both freshen up a bit and flush the condom (I did make sure to check that nothing was missing later) then got dressed and left, after which I took a shower.
It was pretty surreal, years ago I wouldn’t have even considered paying for sex but now that I’ve done it I’m not really at all bothered by it but YMMV.
Escort charged $300 for half an hour and even though it wasn’t very wise to I brought her back to my apartment instead of a motel/hotel room (you should always use a neutral location when possible, I didn’t simply because I didn’t have enough money). She was a stripper at a strip club I’ve occasionally gone to and I found out that some of the girls there sometimes escort on the side, and after meeting up with her we set a date and around three months ago was when it happened.
I didn’t last anywhere near the thirty minutes, anyone who says they did when they were a virgin is lying. I think altogether the whole experience was maybe half that. I nearly came during the blowjob and had to tell her to slow down which was pretty embarrassing, after that she got on top and rode me for a while before finishing things off in missionary. Really, I’ve edged myself for hours before while watching porn before ejaculating but this was different, pretty much as soon as I was in her pussy I was fighting hard to not cum. After it was over she went into the bathroom to both freshen up a bit and flush the condom (I did make sure to check that nothing was missing later) then got dressed and left, after which I took a shower.
It was pretty surreal, years ago I wouldn’t have even considered paying for sex but now that I’ve done it I’m not really at all bothered by it but YMMV.
That1GuyGAMER18
Hey look. It's me.
@Background Pony #4861
I can edge like a muhfucker during jack off sessions, but my gf can make me cum in like 10 minutes… so I know how you feel.
I can edge like a muhfucker during jack off sessions, but my gf can make me cum in like 10 minutes… so I know how you feel.
Dashiefluffywaifu
Reach for the stars *
@Background Pony #4861
I’d still be proud either way though because what’s the difference, you still lose money picking up a real girlfriend because of dating expenses and what not
I’d still be proud either way though because what’s the difference, you still lose money picking up a real girlfriend because of dating expenses and what not
Dashiefluffywaifu
Reach for the stars *
@That1GuyGAMER18
Just beer plus being alone and bored I guess friend had to go clip some weed
Just beer plus being alone and bored I guess friend had to go clip some weed
That1GuyGAMER18
Hey look. It's me.
@Dashiefluffywaifu
Oh. Yeah I’m thinking about going off and beating it too.
Oh. Yeah I’m thinking about going off and beating it too.
That1GuyGAMER18
Hey look. It's me.
@SuperPinkiePie64
The way I found out is kind of dangerous…. but I literally jerked off until I couldn’t anymore.
The way I found out is kind of dangerous…. but I literally jerked off until I couldn’t anymore.
xXArKoPinkeSs 
@That1GuyGAMER18
It’s harder for me to jack off because I don’t have anything to “assist” me with that…
I also wouldn’t want to have to explain to people why there are semen stains…
It’s harder for me to jack off because I don’t have anything to “assist” me with that…
I also wouldn’t want to have to explain to people why there are semen stains…
Dashiefluffywaifu
Reach for the stars *
Am I the only one who’s tried shooting cum into something to dispose of and legit losing my cum lol like not being able to find it and clean it
Scrabbleman 
[screams in German]
@Dashiefluffywaifu
This is why towels and tissue paper exist. I always mastubate with a towel because I can wash it later on.
This is why towels and tissue paper exist. I always mastubate with a towel because I can wash it later on.
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