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You know even if this wasn’t base on FFMA you know full well that this would happen all the time.
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Twilight:Never met him in my life.
Me:Yeah me neither.
Spike:You guys remember me right.
Me:Of course we do how can we forget the cutest puppy/dragon ever.
Spike:Yay!
SpikeXIII …. I see what you did there
And I agree, that rant should be put in comic form.
Tha was fun. Thanks.
Flash:
“A LITTLE?!? Implying PRISON RAPE is a LITTLE to you!? OH, Sunset,
you are SOME piece of work!! I don’t know why I’m SURPRISED you’re
this way! You’ve ALWAYS been like this!! Maybe the reason you can’t
act like a REAL friend, it’s because of a TERRIBLE relationship between
YOU AND PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!”
(The everyone(and Spike) became silently shocked of of what Flash
just said RIGHT in Sunset’s face)
Flash:”…..“>B(
Sunset:”….!!“D’8>
Applejack:”….!?“O.O
Rainbow Dash:”….!“O_o;
Twilight:”…..??“8O
Spike XIII:”…..Holy S**T…!“OwO
[PLEASE make this into a comic~!]
Ok, look, I admit that was a little over the line, but-
Flash:
Yeah, Repeat what you just said…about me feeling SAFE around you?
Sunset:
“Uh, yeah? I-I mean c’mon, Flash. Heh-heh, I’m your friend. I’ve
always got your back%.”
Flash
“REALLY? Got my back? Well, that’s funny. did you have my back
when I DIDN’T want to join this team…!?”
Sunset:
“I- Uh~~…N-no, I…uh-~~”
Flash
“Oh, THAT’S right! you DIDN’T! And WHAT was it you said to me that ONE
time? Was it; ‘talk to me like an adult’?? Nooo%! Or maybe it was; ‘asking me
for HELP, like a FRIEND would’!? OH, I remember now~! FOUR DUDES AT A
MINIMUM*! Do I REMEMBER* your threat CORRECTLY!?”
You want to repeat that, Sunset?
Excuse me?
Uh-oh.
Rainbow:
“If it means proving that Adagio bh*, then yeah, I’m in!”
Applejack:
“If that’s the only way to see my big brother, little sister,
and dear old granny, then count me in, Flash!”
Spike:
“I will gladly go with you spiky-blue man, because I have no
idea where I am%…”- w -
Twilight:
I’ll go with you Flash, I’d feel much safer when I’m next
to you%…“<3
Sunset:
“Yeah, I’ll go wherever HE, because he feels safest when he’s
next to me…”
(Sunset’s words began to echo in Flash’s mind and he remembers all
the cr** he had to go through because of HER. Finally…he snaps)
Ok, so I’m gonna go after Tirek and clear my name, anyone coming?
Sunset: I was being sarcastic.
Applejack: Least you didn’t try to heal it.
Twilight: Hey!
Applejack: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
Who would have thought lightning could defeat robots?
Flash:
“Hey, girls! I’ve got an idea!”
Sunset:
“Really? Because anything would be great right about now!”
Flash:
“Well, you could say it’s a…‘shocking’ revela–”
Girls:
“JUST DO IT!!”
(Flash attacks with thunder, and it defeats the robot)
Flash:
“And THAT’S.. How I roll~!”
Rainbow Dash:
“Eye-role indeed…”
[Victory result screen]
I don’t know about you but I am sick and tired of FIGHTING. GIANT. ROBOTS!!!
(Shoots robot, does nothing)
F***!!!
[ Flim Flam Brothers News Broadcast ]
Flim:
“Breaking news; The principal of Crystal Prep Academy, Abacus Cinch has been murdered!
Reports say the individuals responsible are none other than a group of students from
Canterlot High School! The newest principal, Adagio Dazzle, attempted to stop them,
but sadly, she was too late. When reached for comment, Adagio stated;”
‘Me and the other Dazzlings will miss our mentor ever so dearly, we look up to her like
she was our own mother, and she loved us as much as she loved this school. Me and the
girls will not rest until the Canterlot High students are brought to justice’
Flim:
“Hold on, we just received news that the Canterlot High students currently attempting their
escape!”
[Live camera footage of our heroes escaping]
Flim:
“We see now them burst through the window! We take you now live to our eye in the sky with
our Channel 7 chopper as this story develops. Flam?”
(Finally destroys robot)
THERE! ITS DONE! ITS OVER-
(Another one show up)
OH, SON OF A BITCH!!!
Flash:
“DISTRACTION ATTACK!”
(Strikes at Adagio)
Adagio:
“You just SCRATCHED my CAROUSEL BRAND STOCKINGS!!”
Flash:
“You should try the dresses, WAY more comfortable”
Adagio:
“Oh, I agree– Wait, how do you know…??”
Flash:
“I…wore it…once….”
(Awkward silence)
“…….”
Adagio:
(Flies away in the helicopter)
“To each of their own, I’m not a judgmental persoooon…!”
Flash:
“WAIT! I Only Did That To Save A FRIEND–! Aaaaww, D**N
it…! Speaking of which, where the hell are they…?”
(Back in the elevator…)
Ohh, you cheeky bastard!
Flash:
“Well, since your the new principle, I guess
nothing’s changed here in Crystal Prep”
Adagio:
“Actually, there WILL be some changes, Sonata
doesn’t know this, but the cafeteria is going
to cancel ‘Taco Tuesday’ and replace taco’s
with more healthier food”
Flash:
(Sly grin)
“Ooohh, you don’t say%…?”
(Calls out loud)
“HEY, SONATA! They’re canceling Taco Tuesday%!”
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Spike XIII:
“I’ll cast fire!”:3
(Uses fire attack, but it was not effective)
Decepticon:
“HA! Puny little fleshlings!”
Rainbow Dash:
“Fire does not do ANYTHING to robots!”
Twilight:
“Oh, I know what I’ll do!”
(Heals Decepticon)
Applejack:
“What the–?? WHY!? Why would you DO that!?”
Twilight:
“Well, it looked kinda hurt….”
Now I don’t know what battle experience y’all have, but just follow my lead!
(Shoots Gatling gun)
Now you try something!
Flash:
“Why’s Crystal Prep so fixated on corrupting innocent youth anyway?”
Adagio:
“Eh, Don’t know. Apparently, all it takes is enrolling any teenager, turn them
into de-bags and bes and you’re pretty much printing out money”
Flash:
“Fair enough. Three questions, though; One, what’s Tirek doing in this world?
Two, why would he kill Principal Chinch? And three, how the hell did he break
in your the school, anyway?”
Adagio:
“Okay, One, I don’t know. Two, I don’t care. And THREE, I think it was because
of that lady at the front desk”
Flash:
“Your school is weird…”
Adagio:
“Oh, you have no idea…”
(helicopter flying in the sky like crazy)
Sonata:
“WEEEE%! I’m riding a helicopter%!”
Aria:
“GIVE THE CONTROLS, YOU MANIAC!!”
(Adagio sighs heavily…until she shoot Flash)
Flash:
“OW! SON OF A–!!”
(Back at the elevator…)
WE CANNOT HANDLE THIS!!!
Adagio:
“That’s fine, because I’m going to need one to put a hole in yours%…”
[ Engage boss battle mode ]
Flash:
“Wait, when you said ‘hole’–”
(Adagio aims her gun)
Flash:
“Uh-oh…”
Flash:
“OW!! D**N IT!”
Adagio:
“So tell me; Are your ‘friends’ as strong as you make them out to be?”
Flash:
“I’m gonna give you a soft maybe on that”
Adagio:
(Sinister giggle)
“Well, I guess they’re not prepared for what they’re about to face%…!”
Flash:
“Oh, trust me. There’s nothing that my friends can’t handle”
(Meanwhile at the elevator….)