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@uc9  
Try Arizona. It’s a dry heat.

@uc9  
I don’t mind hight heat at all, I wear long pants when it’s over 100 degrees.

@someguy111  
You’ve obviously have never been to texas.  

@uc9  
“Shit”? Summer is cause for celebration!

@someguy111  
I call it “Shit! Summer’s coming!” time.

@HJSDGCE  
It’s called springtime.

@twistedmetalero
 
I once say an orgy of birds in a just one three. It was disturbing.

@HJSDGCE
 
i once sit near a insect mating place, about 5 insect pairs were mating there.
 
or maybe they were soldiers carrying their wounded comrades.

@someguy111  
Boo… Bad pun…
 
In a completely different story, I saw two dogs mate yesterday. I looked close and I saw two flies mate on their backs. Just a few meters away in the premises of a restaurant, two cats were mating.
 
I don’t know how to feel about this.

@Shadow_the_Hedgehog  
I think you mean CowaBOOMga.

@uc9  
Turtles flying away in explosions  
COWABONGA!

So apparently Michael Bay is still making the teenage mutant ninja turtles movie:  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjsWpM9zFU

Faust mit uns  
 
As we stand united  
All together Faust mit uns
 
From the old gen’s demise  
See a fandom rise  
From the net reaching far  
Here we are!
 
I think I found an epic fandom parody.

@HJSDGCE  
If truly 100% immortal do the same thing I always do. The only thing that would change is that I would over time try to learn everything. The reason being is that if we’re talking surviving the heat death of the universe you’d have a billion or so years to learn everything; then you would have a googol years until all energy dissipated and then another big bang happened due to recreating the same situation that lead to our universe.
 
Then wait until the new universe bangs then wait until the galaxies, stars, planets form and life evolve then do it all over just continue the same thing enjoying life.

@HJSDGCE
 
I would be a legend. Shadow, the Omega Hedgehog.

With all this talk about immortality, what would you guys do if you were immortal?  
And don’t bring ‘The Man From Earth’ into this.  
Every time there’s a talk about immortality, someone brings in that movie.

@Shadow_the_Hedgehog
 
then we shall never die.
 
inmortality achieved ladies and gentlemen, call the scientist and tell them they are a bunch of dumbasses.

@twistedmetalero
 
Valve can’t count to three.

@uc9
 
universe cant die until we get half life 3

@twistedmetalero  
I don’t think you can outlive the heat death of the universe.

@uc9  
can i live enough to get half life 3?

@twistedmetalero  
Here’s the short version:  
Blah blah blah technical mumbo jumbo blah blah blah the human race is heading towards a car crash population growth wise due to economic reasons.
 
 
Honestly as fucked up as it may seem for me to say this, BUT this may actually be a good thing. We’re already heading towards a human mass extinction anyhow due to exponential loss of arable land so having a population crash due to economic reasons before everyone starves to death may be a good thing.
 
 
Tl:dr of everything in a nutshell; Blah blah blah the world is fucked and the world’s population is going to crash, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing considering we’re heading towards a mass extinction anyhow.

@uc9
 
i have read so much about the “TLC” im starting to feel indifferent about usa economic problems.
 
but iunno if this will affect the TLC at all, if anything they are gonna ask more more and fuck us up.
 
or maybe the treatment will be broken and we will be free.

@twistedmetalero  
Joking aside this means that realistically the usa will undergo decades of economic stagnation, military stagnation(can’t pay for a large army if you can’t pay for it), population stagnation due to record low birth rates and overall stagnation in every way imaginable.
 
What does this mean for the world? We’re fucked. Before you say, “hold on the entire world isn’t solely the usa” what I mean by this is the nation that is the apex of our current world economy is the usa. The recession in europe is a domino effect of the usa. If we go into recession you go into recession as well. This is going to cause decades of widespread stagnation not only in the usa, but in the world.
 
Say hello to record low birth rates everyone! You get record low birth rates! You get record low birth rates! Everyone’s getting record low birth rates!(The joke here is that every time there’s a recession or depression or economic slowdown birth rates sink)
 
OH and that’s not even factoring in the deficit; normally we just cheat to get the economy working again. We cheat by spending fuck tons of money to devalue our money and get the economy working again and then pay of our money that’s practically worth as much as paper to get it back to something actually worth a damn and use the economic boom and population boom to cheat. Well there goes that plan.

@uc9
 
and then 4 million inmigrants fill their spots.
 
and then they complain about americans being unable to find jobs.