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Dear Princess Celestia:

Today I learned that it is wrong to order custom hamburgers.

This puts extra strain on the employees, and everything on the menu is beautifully synchronized with signature ingredients.

Today I learned it is wrong to change a burger, and you should love a burger for what it is.

Dear Princess Celestia:

Today, I learned that freewriting, or just writing without thinking is hard. Without at least even one word to enter my head, I’m naught but a statue staring at a blank canvas.

I also learned that it’s okay to feel lost in life, because no matter how long said feeling will last, I’ll find my way eventually.

Dear Princess Celestia:
 
I learned that Niko should’ve told Dimitri he worked for Mr. Bulgarin in Europe and traveled to Liberty City seeking the money he owes.
 
Dimitri already knowing Bulgarin in the international crime syndicate, Niko’s lies only complicated things.

Sir,  
Today, I stood on the wall. I laughed at the Sun. I laughed at the guns. I laughed at it all. I realized that there are music listeners who have no appreciation for the musicians Mushroomhead. Barbarism and conditions that allow for it to manifest are curses that makes this world so hopeless. The troubled individuals should get liberation and their idealized closures realized. As for oppressors and oppressors in the making, they definitely should witness total oblivion of selves firsthand.  
Yours hopefully,  
Mushroomhead fanatic

Dear Celestia, today I learned that I should never wear ankle socks with boots ever again
 
PAINFUL

Dear Princess Celestia,
 
I learned that cities which had a massive crime sweep are the best places to buy a house while the value is low.

To Princess Celestia:
 
I’ve learned that in the future, alicorns will be treated like dogs due to their past privileges.
 
Also, you’re no longer immortal.
 

Dear Princess Celestia  
I’ve learned last week that a certain union only cares about money and hates people

I learned that friends tend to die, disappear or turn evil without warning.

Dear Princess Celestia,
 
Today, I didn’t learn anything, I came to grips with something: the economy that I live in is God awful. There is little hope here, I don’t know why I even try, and I watch out.
 
Love, Zaknel.

@Pencilfag  
Nice to see you again, PencilEye. Long time no see.

@ILoveMyoozik  

 

Dear Princess Celestia:
 
I learned that not all music back then was good and people just remember the good stuff. I’ve also learned to not take these people seriously if they say that there was no bad music back then and just use it as an excuse to bash modern music. Music is a universal thing and has always been both bad and good and more people should understand this.
 
Sincerely: ILoveMyoozik

Dear Princess Celestia,
 
Today, I and, well, someone I knew learned friendship is something you work at. Some think they can be entirely themselves and expect, or exact, no repercussions from their friends when they treat their friends in ways unruly, hurtful, or oppressive; some think they can choose and dispose of friends however they please; and some think their own freedom is integral to friendship.
 
But if your friends can’t even begin to stop you from mistreating them, but if your friends can’t stop you from burning bridges, but if your friends can’t choose to stop you from choosing your own self-destruction, then who’s to stop you when you finally destroy yourself? All too often, I think, some take friendship for granted and don’t even try to resolve their conflicts with their friends. All too often, they forget it took work to gain a friend. All too often, like with love, they think friendship is about finding the right friend for themselves and, thereby, spiral into selfishness.
 
Friendship. . . is an art. It is the art of reconciliation. It is the art of making a self that’s compatible with another’s. Because of this, friendship doesn’t involve self-expression, at least not of old selves, or perfection or freedom: it involves rebirth. I know that’s a really sentimental definition of friendship, but I think it’s wonderful and magical.
 
And it is what we learned today.
 
From your most faithful subject,

@Background Pony #16D3
 
Today I learned I’m not a slash shipper.

Dear Princess Celestia  
Today I learned that Mario and Bowser make a GREAT couple!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍

Possums are harmless and rather intelligent.

@Background Pony #16D3  
ANY EVERY GODDAMN EUROPEAN COUNTRY WONT BE SEEING MY MONEY!

Dear Princess Celestia:
 
Today I learned that people is prone to burst of negativity and super OCD that makes the nitpicky for any single minor detail. I also learned that people apparently expects much for doing little, like speaking without thinking about sensibilities, and on the other side of the spectrum the people who get too emotional sometimes for a simply matter-of-fact thing.
 
People are like Borderline Personality Disorder: you can only be one or other, and the most minimal change on the black and white spectrum can turn BFF into WSOABYEM. People also doesn’t seems to understand what can be qualified as subjective and what is objective, when the “it’s my opinion” and when the “it’s the truth” applies. Kind of a given, along the first paragraph, that means people will get into ugly arguments that looks more like two 5 years old kids hating each other and making a hissy fit because the other exists, and since I’m not a guy who likes kids, you might now what I think about such people.
 
And none of that is chaos. Chaos is pretty much being unpredictable and breaking the standard out of a situation, but that’s just plain boring order, a messy one, but order nonetheless. Some guys come here and are like “pass the popcorn”, but I pass, after all, I’m not like the guy who wants to see The Land Before Time ILVII: We are not extinct yet so watching cheap sequels from a story I already know sounds as good as paying taxes.
 
And that’s why there’s never a debate here. Because, seriously, from a dictionary standpoint, debates are about sharing ideas with reasoning.
 
Your unfaithful student
 
Twi_Clown

@Pencilfag  
Inevitable riots could happen because OF WHAT THEY FUCKING DID YESTERDAY WAS UNFORGIVABLE SND DISGUSTING TO THE POINT WHERE I CANCELED MY TRIP TO DISNEYLAND PARIS!!!

@Background Pony #16D3  
Well, that goes without saying.

Dear Princess Celestia  
Today I learned…  
THAT THE EU PARLIAMENT IS FULL OF SHITHEADS!

@Pencilfag
 
Same here

@Dirty Bit  
Most people learn from personal experience.  
I know that it might come off as “harsh” or “coarse” but, sometimes people learn the hard way!  
Myself included.