Crazy Headcanons

@bluemeganium  
Plot twist: Crystal IS Silver Spoon!

@ice1517  
I haven’t been Silver Spoon since I shut down the Ask Silver Spoon thread.

@ice1517  
Are you disagreeing with my headcanon or saying she was born premature?
 
Apple Bloom was born three weeks early and was bigger than the then three month old Silver Spoon.

@Crystal Neighybánya  
A convincing theory, but we all know your silver spoon!
 
 
@Wiimeiser  
Born Premature

Flash Sentry is Lightning Dust’s older brother.

@Jarkes
 
Headcanon accepted!
 
Lots of other people agree!
 
 
 

@Jarkes
 
@YetAnotherBrony  
Unfortunately, i am not one of them :(

@YetAnotherBrony  
I want to disagree  
but a spirited imouto is just too good

@Jarkes  
I like this headcanon. I guess agreeing with it doesn’t hurt.

Gilda’s favorite foods are roast duck, turtle soup, frogs legs and fish.
 
Featherweight is an amateur birdwatcher and nature photographer. He dreams of becoming like his hero Bit Oddie when he grows up.
 
Pipsqueak has a pet parrot named Squawk. He got it for his birthday, courtesy of his best friend Featherweight.
 
Pipsqueak, Featherweight and Truffle Shuffle are all BFF’s.
 
Donut Joe is married to one of Silver Spoon’s aunts, making Truffle Shuffle her cousin.

Silver Spoon’s mother is a unicorn and her father is an earth pony.

Twilight committed suicide in all of the alternate timelines.

@Neighvid Gilmour.  
Well, considering one has the whole world in a giamt war, and another is full of shapeshifting monsters that can turn into your loved ones, and have apparently killed the princess, I think a lot of people there would think death would be the best option

Is it any coincidence they look alike?  
 

 
Could they be related?

@SeraphimDawn  
It has been confirmed by Rudell that they are not related.  
But yeah, they do look alike.

@atalarikt  
Dammit!  
It could have been interesting. Considering how well Sunny dresses compared to the other SBs, I think she is affluent.

@SeraphimDawn  
Well, Friendship Games has got some wasted potentials and characters… :\

@atalarikt  
I think “wasted potential” sums up Friendship Games rather nicely.

@Crystal Neighybánya  
Even I, as an EqG fan, have standards…

@atalarikt
 
@Crystal Neighybánya  
Sunny looked like someone who’d be a gadget type of person.

There is a School for Gifted Villains as well. An academy where any creature can go to learn the finer points of villainy. All the other little villains laughed at Starlight when she majored in “Cutie Mark Removal” instead of “Mind Control”, but I guess she showed them. Also, like the School for Gifted Unicorns, it’s entrance exam judges villains based purely on their inherent power, so it’s students tend to be powerful, but stupid as hell. This is the only reason Equestria hasn’t been conquered 50 times over by now.

Moved to this thread
 
In the Changeling timeline, Zecora took a direct hit from Chrysalis’ magical blast. If AWC wasn’t any indication of the power of her magic. Zecora was never seen again after that seen along with her tribal resistance folks. Meaning they might have been murdered.
 
Chrysalis also threatened to throw them into Canterlot dungeon. Canterlot has a dungeon?! If Canterlot has a dungeon in the main proper timeline. I wonder who and what are being kept in it in the proper timeline?
 
Also, notice how the real AJ, Rarity, and RD weren’t present in the Changeling timeline. The fact that Chrysalis and her changelings were disguised as them when they infiltrated the resistance village. It could imply that those three Mane 6 members were either killed, captured, or missing in the changeling invasion.
 
In the Nightmare Moon timeline. We all know that Celestia was banished to the moon. But what happened to three of the Mane 6? In that timeline, only Rarity and Rainbow were present… meaning Fluttershy, Pinkie, and AJ were either gone or killed.
 
Why can’t I hold all the grimdark implications?!
 
Also, in the Crystal War timeline, only Applejack was interacted with by Twilight. Everything else were recollections of accounts of the events interpreted by her. Fluttershy and Rarity worked domestically towards the war effort. Meanwhile Pinkie, Rainbow, and Maud were in front line combat. But like I said, those were flashbacks interpreted by AJ. Meaning an unspecified amount of time have passed since those events described. Whether or not Rainbow, Maud, and Pinkie are still alive and fighting, is not clear. They could very well easily be wounded, dead, or lost.

@SeraphimDawn  

 
Also, Bon Bon is part of Zecora’s scouting party, but Lyra doesn’t show up in the Changeling timeline at all. Considering how rarely they’re apart in the main timeline, it’s all too easy to assume that Lyra’s gone too. Bon Bon probably wouldn’t cope well with losing her, either.

Zebras put a high value on mental health.
 
Though various forms of therapy are considered honorable professions, every zebra worth its stripes has a general knowledge of basic psychology and henceforth, there is no shame in their society from needing any kind of ‘professional help’.

Only shamans rhyme.
 
Rather than horns or other conduits, shamanic magic relies on potions and the power of the spoken word. Sorta like how various real-world religious orders can take “vows of silence,” shamans take “vows of rhyming.” Zecora can choose not to rhyme, but her magical “font” directly comes from (and is replenished by) rhyming.
 
Traditional draconequii names are based on abstract nouns/concepts. Typical names are something like “Liberty,” “Grief,” “Envy,” and (of course) “Discord.”